The potato has a few “-tater” jokes, such as:
Q: What do you call a helpful potato?
A: A facilitater.
“Facili Tater= Helpful-puts faith and works into action” was cited in 2005. “What do you call a helpful potato? A facilitater” was cited in 2010.
“What do you call a phallic-shaped potato?”/“A dictator,” “What do you call a potato with glasses?”/“A spectator” and “What do you call an everyday potato?”/“A commentator” are other “tater” jokes.
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Facili Tater= Helpful-puts faith and works into action
Twitter
THE @Kathy_L
@Kathy_L
I just got Project Management Mr. Potato Head. He’s known as The Facili Tater.
2:35 PM - 2 Oct 2009
On the Level Blogspot
sunday, march 14, 2010
The Great Potato Joke Spud-off!
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What do you call a helpful potato?
A facilitater
Twitter
Shylo Cliffe
@LtSnakePlissken
What do you call a potato in charge? A facili-tater! # lamejokes
12:03 PM - 14 Mar 2013
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SPUD-TACULAR LADIES MEETING THEME
Published May 16, 2013 | By Julia
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Facili Tater – (facilitator) – Leads and moves things along.
Twitter
Jerry McQuarry
@joey_mcgarry
If a potato works at a university does that make him a facilitater?
5:14 PM - 7 Apr 2014
Twitter
Michael Salot
@MichaelSalot
What do you call a potato that makes things easier?
A facilitater.
2:17 PM - 18 Jun 2014
Twitter
celmoney ☀️
@celinamm_
what do u call a deep fried potato side dish in a position of leadership? facilitater tots
2:50 PM - 21 Oct 2015
Twitter
Blason
@nonshtick
FACILITATER - noun - fa·cil·i·ta·ter (fə-ˈsi-lə-ˌtā-tər) - D: a potato that helps bring about an outcome.
2:56 PM - 12 May 2016
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What do you call a helpful potato?
submitted May 27, 2016 by SportsnetSteve
A Facilitater
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
Also listen to a 1937 "The Big Apple" song by Ozzie Nelson and his Orchestra. See a 1929 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald and a 1931 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald.
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