A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from November 21, 2019
“My friend got fired from his cow milking job. He was a danger to himself and udders”

"Udders” can sound like “others,” and, of course, there are jokes. “Psychotic calves are a danger to themselves and udders” was posted on Twitter by ribbles on March 6, 2009.

“My friend got fired from his cow milking job because of his erratic behavior. He was a danger to himself and udders” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on May 31, 2018.


Twitter
ribbles
@ribbles
Psychotic calves are a danger to themselves and udders.
1:37 AM · Mar 6, 2009·Twitter Web Client

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/porichoygupto May 31, 2018
My friend got fired from his cow milking job because of his erratic behavior.
He was a danger to himself and udders.

Twitter
Dad Jokes by dadbot
@dadbot2000
My friend got fired from his cow milking job because of his erratic behavior. He was a danger to himself and udders. https://ift.tt/2xwiW3s
8:16 AM · May 31, 2018·IFTTT

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/porichoygupto July 21, 2018
My friend got fired from his cow milking job because of his erratic behavior.
He was considered to be a danger to himself and udders.

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/porichoygupto February 6, 2019
My friend lost his cow milking job at the dairy farm because of his erratic behavior.
He was a danger to himself and udders.

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/porichoygupto November 21, 2019
My friend lost his job at the dairy farm because of his erratic behaviour.
He was a danger to himself and udders.

Twitter
Dad Jokes
@Dadsaysjokes
My friend lost his job at the dairy farm because of his erratic behaviour.
He was a danger to himself and udders.
2:54 PM · Nov 21, 2019·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
🤣 The Dad Joke Man 😉
@DadJokeMan
My mate lost his job at the dairy farm because of his erratic behaviour.
He was a danger to himself and udders…
10:00 AM · Nov 22, 2019·Twitter for iPhone

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