Many people believe that bagels are just vehicles for eating cream cheese.
 
“Of course, I also believe bagels to be merely vehicles for cream cheese…” was posted on the newsgroup alt.support.childfree on June 8, 1998. “Bagels are the perfect vehicle for conveying cream cheese from container to mouth” was posted on the newsgroup misc.writing on August 25, 2001.
   
“a bagel is just a vehicle for cream cheese” was posted on Twitter by Jules Bo on January 15, 2011. “A bagel is simply a vehicle for cream cheese #addicted” was posted on Twitter by Emily Griffith on February 10, 2012. “So true. RT @elissakim: Bagels are just vehicles for cream cheese” was posted on Twitter by Mr. Mister on April 13, 2012. “Me: ‘Bagels are just vehicles for cream cheese. I’d rather just eat the cream cheese with a spoon’” was posted on Twitter by lorcasaur on April 27, 2012.
   
“A bagel is just a vehicle for cream cheese” was posted on Twitter by Emily Kloska on August 28, 2019. “Bagels are just vehicles for cream cheese” was posted on Twitter by NibiNekomata on April 15, 2021.
   
“Gefilte fish is a vehicle for horseradish” is a similar saying about Jewish foods.
     
         
Wikipedia: Bagel
A bagel (Yiddish: בײגל‎ beygl; Polish: bajgiel), also historically spelled beigel, is a bread product originating in the Jewish communities of Poland. It is traditionally shaped by hand into the form of a ring from yeasted wheat dough, roughly hand-sized, that is first boiled for a short time in water and then baked. The result is a dense, chewy, doughy interior with a browned and sometimes crisp exterior.
   
Google Groups: alt.support.childfree
Caitibean and Phaylin
monica
Jun 8, 1998, 3:00:00 AM
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I prefer the fake stuff too… the real stuff is way to intense for me. Of course, I also believe bagels to be merely vehicles for cream cheese…
   
Google Groups: misc.writing
Ah, Saturday morning!
Wendy Chatley Green
Aug 25, 2001, 10:35:49 AM
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Bagels are the perfect vehicle for conveying cream cheese from container to mouth.
       
Twitter
Jeff Kroll
@J_Kroll
My bagel today is simply a vehicle for cream cheese
9:04 AM · Oct 19, 2007·Twitter Web Client
 
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agent potato
@potatobiker
bagels are really only vehicles for cream cheese
10:39 AM · Apr 29, 2009·Twitter Web Client
 
Newspapers.com
12 December 2009. National Post (Toronto, ON), pg. WP7, col. 2:
The bagel is a ring-shaped vehicle for cream cheese.
   
Twitter
Z
@ericmzeman
@HLindskold No, bagels are delivery vehicles for cream cheese. 😉
9:31 AM · Jun 4, 2010·Twitter Web Client
     
Twitter
Jules Bo
@julesboisen
Replying to @DamselODistress
@DamselODistress a bagel is just a vehicle for cream cheese.
2:02 PM · Jan 15, 2011·Echofon
   
Twitter
Emily Griffith
@egriff0907
A bagel is simply a vehicle for cream cheese #addicted
5:27 PM · Feb 10, 2012·Twitter for iPhone
 
Twitter
Mr. Mister
@inkoh8
So true. RT @elissakim: Bagels are just vehicles for cream cheese
4:41 PM · Apr 13, 2012·TweetDeck
   
Twitter
lorcasaur
@lorcasaur
Me: “Bagels are just vehicles for cream cheese. I’d rather just eat the cream cheese with a spoon.” Coworker: “Here! Have mine!” #okay!
10:35 AM · Apr 27, 2012·Twitter Web Client
   
Twitter
Lin-Manuel Miranda
@RagamuffinKing
Everyone knows that bagels are just vehicles for cream cheese.
12:19 PM · Oct 10, 2012·Twitter for Android
   
Twitter
#1 Pigeon Fan
@williamjdhall
Personally my philosophy is that bagels are merely delivery vehicles for cream cheese
8:46 AM · Dec 15, 2012·Twitter Web Client
 
Twitter
Carlee
@railmematthew
bagels are just vehicles for cream cheese.
3:37 AM · Jul 6, 2013·Twitter Web Client
     
Twitter
Tina Chesterman
@tinaachesterman
This bagel is just a vehicle for cream cheese.
12:21 PM · Aug 11, 2013·Twitter for iPhone

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lil plum
@wuddupsami
Bagels are just vehicles for cream cheese
8:32 PM · Jun 3, 2014·Twitter for iPhone
   
Twitter
Farah Sheikh
@fshake
Can we all just agree that bagels are simply vehicles for cream cheese?
10:24 AM · Sep 19, 2014·Twitter Web Client
     
Twitter
Felicity McFarland
@felicity_noelle
a bagel is just a vehicle for cream cheese. #creamcheese #sideofbagel
10:58 AM · Oct 21, 2014·Twitter for iPhone
 
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The Pabst Paladin
@PabstPaladin
“Bagels are just vehicles for cream cheese” okay mom
1:04 PM · Dec 24, 2014·Twitter for iPhone
   
Twitter
Gentilly General
@Diq1_
“Bagels are merely vehicles for cream cheese” - Plato
7:58 AM · Oct 11, 2017·Twitter for iPhone
 
Twitter
Alexandria Josephine
@alexandriajxx
Replying to @mybandowen
Bagels.. vehicles for cream cheese.
11:49 AM · Dec 21, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
       
Twitter
Emily Kloska
@kloskerz
A bagel is just a vehicle for cream cheese
9:32 AM · Aug 28, 2019·TweetCaster for iOS
 
Twitter
jake kersten
@JaKersten
Bagels are just vehicles for cream cheese and ya know, I’m here for it
8:48 AM · Sep 25, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
   
Twitter
Ivy Martin
@ivy_simone
Plain bagels are just vehicles for cream cheese, you can’t change my mind
3:16 AM · Jun 28, 2020·Twitter for Android
 
Twitter
handsome+sweetpea
@handsomesweetp1
A bagel is just a vehicle for copious amounts of cream cheese. #showerthoughts #factsoflife
11:24 AM · Nov 3, 2020·Twitter Web App
 
Twitter
NibiNekomata
@nibi_nekomata
Bagels are just vehicles for cream cheese
5:41 AM · Apr 15, 2021·Twitter for Android