People are familiar with a coffee maker, but does it have an opposite? This was posted on Twitter by Michael 馃尪 on September 20, 2018:
“A coffee maker implies the existence of a coffee destroyer.”
鈥淎 person who makes coffee makers is a coffee maker maker. His/her parents are coffee maker maker makers” is another saying about coffee makers.
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Michael 馃尪
@Home_Halfway
A coffee maker implies the existence of a coffee destroyer.
11:46 AM 路 Sep 20, 2018路Twitter Web Client
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squiggly phosphene
@PlummyZebra
I am both the Coffee Maker and the Coffee Destroyer
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Michael 馃尪
@Home_Halfway
路 Sep 20, 2018
A coffee maker implies the existence of a coffee destroyer.
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6:34 PM 路 Sep 20, 2018路Twitter for Android
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Boxy Brown Flag of Canada
@boxesfor500bob
Replying to @Home_Halfway
The coffee maker is also the coffee destroyer, when you leave it on the burner for a few hours. That stuff looks like coffee, but it ain’t.
10:01 PM 路 Sep 20, 2018路Twitter Web Client
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prove it
@KFucella
Replying to @Home_Halfway
Technically every owner of a coffee maker is a coffee destroyer.
5:11 PM 路 Sep 21, 2018路Twitter for Android
Urban Dictionary
coffee destroyer
if there is a coffee maker, it means there is a coffee destoryer. but only in legends is it said to exist
I HAVE FOUND THE LEGEND OF THE COFFEE DESTROYER!
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Michael 馃尪
@Home_Halfway
A coffee maker implies the existence of a coffee destroyer.
11:46 AM 路 Sep 20, 2018
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Tintin Rainbow
@grosshuman
Replying to @glennndiaz
a coffee maker implies the eventual progression to a coffee destroyer
1:18 AM 路 Jan 23, 2019路Twitter for Android
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/ilovereggie May 9, 2019
A coffee maker implies the existence of a coffee destroyer.
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Caleb
@CalebManfredi
The name coffee maker insinuates that there is a coffee destroyer
12:40 AM 路 May 14, 2019路Twitter for Android
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that one guy who plays runescape
@chief0hammer
If there is a coffee maker does this imply there is such thing as a coffee destroyer
7:42 PM 路 Nov 11, 2019路Twitter for Android
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paul splart
@Phillip23849663
the existence of a coffee maker implies the existence of a coffee destroyer
8:40 PM 路 Dec 28, 2019路Twitter for iPhone
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