A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from January 28, 2018
“A dickhead walks into a bar…” (bar joke)

“A guy walks into a bar...” is a typical form of what has been called the “bar joke.” A dickhead version is:

“A dickhead walks into a bar. The bartender says, ‘Why the schlong face?’”

The pun is on the famous “Why the long face?” punchline of the “A horse walks into a bar...” joke. “A dickhead walks into a bar & the barman says, ‘Why the shlong-face?’” was posted on Twitter on February 5, 2010.


Twitter
adampark‏
@adampark
A dickhead walks into a bar & the barman says, “Why the shlong-face?”
7:06 PM - 5 Feb 2010

Twitter
Dan Brusca‏
@danbrusca
A dickhead walks into a bar. The barman says “why the schlong face?”
9:04 AM - 10 Sep 2010

Twitter
Wolf GB‏
@Wolf__GB
This dickhead walks into a bar, and the bartender says,’Why the schlong face?
1:00 PM - 2 Nov 2010

Twitter
Louise Bone‏
@Louise_Wally
A dickhead walks into a bar, the bartender says ‘why the schlong face?’ smile
3:27 PM - 2 Nov 2010

Reddit—Funny
A dickhead walks into a bar (self.funny)
submitted March 25, 2011 by dlepez20
The bartender says, “why the schlong face?”

Reddit—Jokes
A sad dickhead walks into a bar…
submitted July 11, 2012 by Joshter
and the bartender asks him, “Why the schlong face?”

Reddit—Jokes
A Dickhead Walks into a Bar…
submitted July 12, 2017 by JazDog02
The bartender says, “Why the shlong face?”
Made it myself :D

Reddit—Jokes
A dickhead walks into a bar
submitted January 29, 2018 by whyamihereimnotsure
The barkeep looks at him and says, “Why the schlong face?”

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityRestaurants/Bars/Coffeehouses/Food Stores • Sunday, January 28, 2018 • Permalink