A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from July 21, 2019
“A dyslexic robber runs into a bank and screams, ‘Air in the hands, mother stickers!‘“

A bank robber might shout, “Hands in the air, motherfuckers! This is a stickup!” A jocular dyslexic version has been printed on many images.

“No, but I can do you the one about the dyslexic bank robber who runs into a bank waving his gun at the cashiers, yelling ‘ Air in the hands you mother-stickers, this is a fuck-up’ !” was posted on the newsgroup uk.local.surrey on October 24, 2002. “Two dyslexic bankrobbers walk into a bank shouting: ‘Air in the hands motherstickers, this is f&@kup!’” was posted on the newsgroup nz.comp on November 23, 2002. “In New York today, two dyslexic bank robbers ran into a bank shouting, ‘Air in the hands motherstickers, this is a fuckup!’” was posted on Kiwi Biker forums on June 24, 2004.


Google Groups: uk.local.surrey
OT - Well, if you didn’t know who did it to Ulrika.................
Sgt. Pepper
10/24/02
(...)
No, but I can do you the one about the dyslexic bank robber who runs into a bank waving his gun at the cashiers, yelling “ Air in the hands you mother-stickers, this is a fuck-up” !

Supertaal
Grappie
Pieter[2]
Do, 31 Oktober 2002 06:38
Two dyslexic bank robbers walk into a bank shouting:

Air in the hands motherstickers, this is a fuckup!

Google Groups: nz.comp
XP and VB apps.
Phillip Weston
11/23/02
(...)
Two dyslexic bankrobbers walk into a bank shouting: “Air in the hands motherstickers, this is f&@kup!”

Kiwi Biker forums
A joke - rude so don’t read if you are offended easily
Ms Piggy
21st June 2004, 23:35
In New York today, two dyslexic bank robbers ran into a bank shouting, “Air in the hands motherstickers, this is a fuckup!”

20 May 2006, The Sun (London, UK), “Jokes” by Donald MacLeod, pg. 25:
TWO dyslexics run into a bank and shout: “Air in the hands mother stickers - this is a f***-up!”

Twitter
Clive Tinnitus Murray
@axemonkey
A dyslexic robber runs into a bank and screams “Air in the hands mother stickers this is a fuck up!!”
10:23 AM · Jun 29, 2007 · Twitter Web Client

Google Books
Jokes for Blokes:
The Ultimate Book of Jokes not Suitable for Mixed Company

By Llewellyn Dowd and Phil McCracken
London, UK: Ebury Press
2011
Pg. 212:
Two dyslexic bank robbers walk into a bank, shouting, ‘Air in the hands, motherstickers, this is a fuckup!’

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/benson89 January 29, 2015
Did you hear about the dyslexic bank robber?
He ran into the bank and shouted, “Air in the hands motherstickers, this is a fuck up!!!”

Reddit—Funny
Posted byu/[deleted] June 11, 2015
Dyslexic bankrobber: “Air in the hands, motherstickers! This is a fuck up!”

Twitter
Joke Authority
@JokeAuthority
A dyslexic walks into a bank and yells: “Air in the hands mother stickers, this is a fuck up!”
10:10 PM · Dec 30, 2016 · Buffer

Twitter
Shit Jokes
@ShitJokes
Today I arrested a dyslexic robber.
He walked into a bank and said.
“Air in the hands mother stickers, this is a fuck up!”
8:39 AM · Oct 15, 2017 · Twitter Web Client

Reddit—WhichGGEpisode
Posted by u/sp00kyfriez January 6, 2018
“Air in the hands motherstickers! This is a fuck up!”
i’m almost sure that i’ve heard this joke in a gg episode. does anyone remember it?

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/handbanana718 July 21, 2019
Two dyslexics run into a bank and shout
Air in the hands mother stickers! This is a fuck up!

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityBanking/Finance/Insurance • Sunday, July 21, 2019 • Permalink