A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from August 29, 2016
“A family checks into a hotel…” (joke)

There’s a popular joke about the porn channels at some hotels:
 
“A family checks into a hotel and the father tells the clerk, ‘I hope the porn is disabled.’ The clerk says, ‘It’s just regular porn, you sick bastard!’”
 
The joke was cited on two websites on October 2, 2008—one involving a vicar checking into the hotel, and one using the punchline “Unbelievable what some people are into.” The joke has been made into a GIF.
     
   
Google Groups: uk.rec.humour
Jesus Loves Doug Stanhope
dick pumper
10/2/08
I was checking into a hotel the other week. At the counter, a guy in front of me said curtly to the receptionist, “I hope the porn channel is disabled.”
 
Unbelievable what some people are into.
 
Twitter
ernmander
‏@ernmander
vicar books into a hotel says to the clerk I hope the porn is disabled, clerk says no the porn is normal you sick bastard
4:50 PM - 2 Oct 2008
 
Twitter

‏@jordanbrock
A Vicar books into a hotel, and asks the deskclerk “I hope the porn channel is disabled.” She says “No, it’s regular porn, you sick bastard”
8:01 AM - 10 Oct 2008
 
Twitter
cheewee
‏@cheeweeng
@Wolfgang_ priest checks into motel & told guy at receptn he hopes porn is disabled, guy replied “we only have normal porn, u sick bastard!”
8:11 PM - 3 Jun 2009
 
reddit
A priest checks into a hotel and asks the girl on reception “I hope porn channel is disabled”....
submitted November 3, 2011 by Belmish
The girl replies with “No. It’s just the normal stuff you sick fuck”.
   
Google Books
Helsinki White
By James Thompson
New York, NY: G. P. Putnam’s Sons
2012
Pg. ?:
A priest checks into a hotel and says to the clerk, “I assume your porn is disabled.’ The clerk answers, ‘No, Father, it’s normal porn, you sick fuck.’”
 
reddit
On a recent business trip…
submitted January 16, 2014 by SalvatoreLeone
I was checking-in to my hotel and I said to the receptionist, “I hope the porn channel is disabled.”
“No,” she said, “it’s regular porn, you sick bastard.”
 
Twitter
A$AP Daddy
‏@REALabarrett
A family walks into a hotel and the father says “I hope the porn is disabled” and a man replies “it’s just regular porn you sick fuck”
9:29 PM - 26 Mar 2014
 
Google Groups: alt.tasteless.jokes
How would you like your porn?
Raze
8/1/14
A family walks into a hotel and the father goes to the front desk and says “I hope the porn is disabled.” The guy at the desk replies. “It’s just regular porn you sick fuck.”
 
Google Books
The Guide To Gay Texting:
How To Use Flirty Texts To Make Guys Want You More

By Woody Miller
Atlanta, GA: Woodpecker Media
2015
Pg. ?:
A conservative friend of mine went out of town on business. Thinking he’d impress his crush with his morals he texted, “I hope the porn is disabled.” He wrote back, “It’s probably regular porn, you sick fuck. Please lose my number.”
 
reddit
A family walks into a hotel…
submitted September 6, 2015 by itman290
A family walks into a hotel and the father goes to the front desk and says “I hope the porn is disabled.” The guy at the desk replies “it’s just regular porn, you sick fuck.”

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityHotels • Monday, August 29, 2016 • Permalink


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