The term “high maintenance” usually has nothing to do with janitors, but there are jokes. “The janitor lady for my apartment building asked me out on a date & said she had some weed. I told her I’m not into high maintenance women” was posted on Twitter by Nate Frowny Face on January 24, 2013.
“The janitor in my apartment building asked whether I would hang out with her and smoke pot. I said no. I can’t deal with a high maintenance woman” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on July 30, 2018. “The female janitor at my building asked if I would chill and smoke some weed with her. I said no. I can’t deal with high maintenance women” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on December 27, 2018.
“Janitors who work in skyscrapers are high maintenance” is a related “high maintenance” saying.
Urban Dictionary
high-maintenance
1. Require (ing) a lot of work/attention to maintain.
2. Require (ing) a lot of money or attention to appearance.
3. Require (ing) a high emotional investment or en excessive amount of money.
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NOTE: high-maintenance is primarily used to refer to attractive straight women or a person/people that’s stuck on self.
#appearance#emotion#high maintenance#low maintenance#low-maintenance#women#vanity
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant May 12, 2006
Twitter
Nate Frowny Face
@NateKofiStruck
The janitor lady for my apartment building asked me out on a date & said she had some weed. I told her I’m not into high maintenance women.
11:08 AM · Jan 24, 2013·Twitter for Android
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/porichoygupto July 30, 2018
The janitor in my apartment building asked whether I would hang out with her and smoke pot. I said no.
I can’t deal with a high maintenance woman.
Twitter
Dad Jokes
@Dadsaysjokes
Jul 30, 2018
The janitor in my apartment building asked whether I would hang out with her and smoke weed.
I said no. I can’t deal with a high maintenance woman.
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/Ntetris December 27, 2018
The female janitor at my building asked if I would chill and smoke some weed with her
I said no. I can’t deal with high maintenance women
Twitter
Dad Jokes
@Dadsaysjokes
The female janitor at my building asked if I would chill and smoke some weed with her.
I said: “No. I can’t deal with high maintenance women.”
1:08 PM · Dec 27, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
QT@Anon
@QTAnon1
The female janitor at my building asked if I would chill and smoke some weed with her.
I said: “No. I can’t deal with high maintenance women.”
1:40 PM · Aug 12, 2019·Hootsuite Inc.
Twitter
Doc
@DocAtCDI
The janitor in my apartment building asked whether I would hang out with her and smoke weed. I said no. I can’t deal with a high maintenance woman.
1:22 AM · Feb 25, 2020·PunsByDocAtCDI
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