“Counterfeiting” shouldn’t be confused with “counter fitting,” but there are jokes.
     
“Two men were arrested for aligning granite slabs in a kitchen. They were charged with ‘counter-fitting’” was posted on Twitter by Ciaran Kennedy on August 11, 2011. “A fraudster who installs kitchen worktops for a living got arrested. Police say he was charged with counter fitting” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on April 21, 2022. “CABINET INSTALLER ARRESTED! CHARGED WITH COUNTER FITTING” (shown on a sign) was posted on Facebook by Indian Hills Community Sign on October 20, 2022.
   
   
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Ciaran Kennedy
@ciarank100
Two men were arrested for aligning granite slabs in a kitchen.
They were charged with “counter-fitting”.
10:03 AM · Aug 11, 2011·SGPlus
   
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Nbowa
@nbowa
Locally, two men got charged with aligning granite slabs in the kitchen.  They were charged with “counter fitting.”
2:30 PM · Sep 16, 2011·Twitter SMS
     
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Jordyn DuVal
@jduvs726
Two men were arrested for aligning granite slabs in a kitchen.
They were charged with “counter-fitting”.
10:02 PM · Jun 27, 2012·Twitter Web Client
 
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Chris de Mercado
@ChrisdeMercado
Did you hear about the guy who got arrested for making and installing fake worktops?
He was charged with counter-fitting.
1:49 AM · Jun 28, 2016·TweetCaster for Android
   
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John Z Zeydel
@John_Z_Zeydel
Two men were arrested for aligning granite slabs in a kitchen.
They were charged with “counter-fitting”.
4:01 PM · Jun 11, 2018·Facebook
   
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Marty Whelan
@martylyricfm
Marty.
Did you see that case of the carpenter who worked
at installing kitchen worktops?
He was arrested and charged with counter fitting!!! 🤪
Karl, Cork @martylyricfm @RTElyricfm
4:12 AM · Feb 27, 2020·Twitter Web App
   
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All Joked Up
@AllJokedUp
Did you hear about the guy who was arrested for installing work surfaces in kitchens?
He was charged with counter fitting.
7:02 PM · May 12, 2020·Twitter Web App
 
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/Epelep April 21, 2021
A fraudster who installs kitchen worktops for a living got arrested
Police say he was charged with counter fitting
 
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/YrNotYrKhakis April 22, 2021
Fraudster who installs kitchen worktops for a living is jailed!!
Police say he was charged with counter fitting.
 
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/Popular-Salamander-6 May 7, 2021
Fraudster who installs kitchen worktops for a living is jailed.
Police say he was charged with counter fitting.
     
Twitter
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@Karmakate4
FRAUDSTER WHO
INSTALLS KITCHEN
WORKTOPS FOR A
LIVING IS JAILED.
Police say he was charged
with counter fitting..
8:38 AM · Apr 26, 2022·Twitter for iPhone
   
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Wayne Kerr
@WayneKe68379803
A local tradesman has been arrested by police after putting in kitchens.
He’s been charged with counter fitting.
5:29 AM · Apr 30, 2022·Twitter for iPhone
 
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Indian Hills Community Sign
October 20, 2022 at 12:45 PM ·
(The following text is shown on a sign.—ed.)
CABINET INSTALLER
ARRESTED!
CHARGED WITH
COUNTER FITTING
 
Twitter
Bob Golen
@BobGolen
Kitchen renovator arrested.  Charged with counter fitting.
8:25 PM · Oct 20, 2022·Twitter Web App