A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from November 21, 2021
“A goose walks into a bar…” (bar joke)

“A guy walks into a bar...” is a typical form of what has been called the “bar joke.” A goose version is:

“A goose walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, ‘Hey, buddy, your pants are down!’”

The joke was posted on the newsgroup alt.humor.puns on September 28, 2001.


Google Groups: alt.humor.puns
Puns of the Weak 9/28/01
Stan Kegel
Sep 28, 2001, 11:29:01 PM
(...)
This goose walks into a bar and the bartender looks at him and says,
“Hey, buddy, your pants are down!” (Clean Laffs)

Twitter
Kelly Williams
@othlauren
A goose walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, “Hey, buddy, your pants are down...” ... http://lnk.ms/1NpGS
3:52 PM · Oct 6, 2009·erased858

Twitter
Elizabeth Evans
@EClaireEvans
Replying to @_DarlingNy and @KillerMartinis
A goose walks into a bar.
Bartender yells “hey, buddy, your pants are down!”
3:21 PM · Jan 10, 2021·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Elizabeth Evans
@EClaireEvans
A goose walks into a bar.
Bartender yells, Hey, buddy, your pants are down!”Here endeth my entire knowledge of goose jokes.
Quote Tweet
slim
@_DarlingNy
· Jan 10
I’ve been laughing for 10 minutes.
3:22 PM · Jan 10, 2021·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
smellsofbikes
@smellsofbikes
Replying to @_petitefromage_
It’s derived from my favorite joke: a goose walks into a bar.  Thr bartender says hey pal your pants are down.
If you don’t have the lead-in, it sometimes takes people quite a while to get it.
10:33 PM · Jun 2, 2021·Twitter for Android

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Indian Hills Community Sign
November 21, 2021 at 12:52 PM ·
A GOOSE WALKS
INTO A BAR
BARTENDER SAYS
HEY BUDDY, YOUR
PANTS ARE DOWN!

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityRestaurants/Bars/Coffeehouses/Food Stores • Sunday, November 21, 2021 • Permalink