A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeye's fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from March 18, 2020
“A guy named Bart walks into a bar…” (bar joke)

“A guy walks into a bar...” is a typical form of what has been called the “bar joke.” A Bart/bartender version is:

“A guy named Bart walks into a bar, he immediately gets shot and dies. Who killed him? The Bartender.”

The joke was posted on Reddit—Jokes on March 19, 2020, but there had been earlier versions.

“So, a guy named Bart walks into a bar, and the Bart ender hands him a large glass of poison” was posted Twitter by Phil NO MEANS TESTING on June 22, 2012. “*Bart walks into a bar* *Bart is immediately killed* I’m not a bartender, I’m a Bart Ender” was posted on Twitter by Motley-19 on January 22, 2019.

“I want to be a bartender.  Men named Bart… look out” is a similar joke.


Twitter
Phil NO MEANS TESTING
@PhilNista
So, a guy named Bart walks into a bar, and the Bart ender hands him a large glass of poison.
8:50 AM · Jun 22, 2012·Twitter for Android

Twitter
Timothy Stapleton
@TheGoodTim
A guy named Bart walks into a bar and the bart ender hands him a glass of poison. #usguys
5:18 PM · Jun 22, 2012·TweetDeck

Twitter
Motley-19
@MotleyTheMutt
*Bart walks into a bar*
*Bart is immediately killed*
I’m not a bartender, I’m a Bart Ender
12:24 PM · Jan 22, 2019·Twitter for iPhone

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/[deleted] December 5, 2019
Bart walks into a bar
[deleted]
COMMENTS
FindYourSpark87
Bart-ender.

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/Quack__Up March 19, 2020
A guy named Bart walks into a bar, he immediately gets shot and dies. Who killed him?
The Bartender

Twitter
jokes
@jus_for_laughs
A guy named Bart walks into a bar, he immediately gets shot and dies. Who killed him?
The Bartender
2:30 AM · Mar 19, 2020·jus_for_laughs

Posted by Barry Popik
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