A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

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Entry from November 11, 2017
“A guy walks into a bar and orders fruit punch…” (bar joke)

“A guy walks into a bar...” is a typical form of what has been called the “bar joke.” A fruit punch version is:

“A guy walks into a bar and orders fruit punch. The bartender says, ‘Pal, If you want punch, you’ll have to go stand in line.’ The guys looks around, but there is no punch line.”

There is “no punch line” (punchline) in this bar joke. The joke was posted on Twitter on April 2, 2012.


Twitter
터드 Boo이‏
@eggsfart
joke: a man walks into a bar and asks for punch “u’ll have to wait” says the bartender “theres a line” the man looks around but no punchline
9:59 AM - 2 Apr 2012

Twitter
R.‏
@alrhemist
“@charMANdork: man walks into a bar & asks for punch “u’ll hav to wait” says d bartender “theres a line” d man looks around but no punchline
1:34 AM - 3 Apr 2012

Twitter
Paragraf 13‏
@paragraf_13
A man walks into a bar and asks for punch. “You’ll have to wait” says the bartender, “theres a line”. The man looks around but no punchline.
2:25 AM - 3 Apr 2012

Twitter
Julian Onions‏
@julianonions
A guy walks into a bar and orders a fruit punch
Bartender says “you’ll have to stand in line”
Guy looks around, but there is no punch line.
11:20 AM - 20 Mar 2017

Twitter
Adi Pasha‏
@AdiPasha101
Guy walks into a bar, orders a fruit punch.
Bartender says “If u want a punch, stand in line”
Guy looks around, but there is no punch line.
3:01 AM - 31 Mar 2017

Twitter
Narishm‏
@Narishm
Guy walks into a bar and orders a fruit punch. Bartender says “You’ll have to stand in line” Guy looks around, but there is no punch line.
5:00 AM - 19 Apr 2017

Reddit—Jokes
Guy walks into a bar
submitted May 2, 2017 by SplitzerShitzer
Guy walks into a bar and orders a fruit punch.
Bartender says “Pal, if you want a punch you’ll have to stand in line” Guy looks around, but there is no punch line.

Reddit—Jokes
A guy walks into a bar and orders fruit punch
submitted May 23, 2017 by DminorFmajor
The bartender says, “Pal, If you want punch, you’ll have to go stand in line.”
The guys looks around, but there is no punch line.

Reddit—Jokes
Guy walks into a bar and orders a fruit punch.
submitted July 3, 2017 by bot_10
Bartender says, “Pal, if you want a punch you’ll have to stand in line”
Guy looks around, but there is no punch line.

Reddit—Jokes
Guy walks into a bar and orders a fruit punch.
submitted November 12, 2017 by BenReMac
Bartender says “Pal, if you want a punch you’ll have to stand in line” Guy looks around, but there is no punch line.

Posted by Barry Popik
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