A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

Recent entries:
“Two rules for this heat: 1. Drink a lot of water, 2. Watch how you talk to me” (8/14)
“Cup one is so I can get stuff done. Cup two is so I will be nice to you. Cup three is all for me” (8/14)
“I have been staring at an orchard to tell the time. It鈥檚 an Apple Watch” (8/14)
“I took my wife to an orchard for her birthday. Apparently, it wasn’t the Apple Watch she wanted” (8/14)
“Fake laughing with customers is another skill” (8/14)
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Entry from January 10, 2022
“A horse, a dog, and a penguin walk into a bar…” (bar joke)

“A guy walks into a bar...” is a typical form of what has been called the “bar joke.” A joke version is:

*A horse, dog and penguin walk into a bar. Bartender: Seriously, why are we even paying the bouncer?”

The joke was posted on Twitter by The Alex Nevil on September 27, 2018. “A horse, a dog, and a penguin walk into a bar. Bartender: What are we even paying the bouncer for?” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on October 2, 2018.


Twitter
The Alex Nevil
@TheAlexNevil
*a horse, dog and penguin walk into a bar
Bartender: Seriously, why are we even paying the bouncer?
12:22 PM 路 Sep 27, 2018路Crowdfire Inc.

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/sstaygldn October 2, 2018
A horse, a dog, and a penguin walk into a bar
Bartender: What are we even paying the bouncer for?

Twitter
馃帡 MOGGY 馃帡
@DavidMoggy
A horse, dog, and penguin walk into a bar
Landlord : Seriously, why are we paying for a bouncer?
5:58 PM 路 Oct 6, 2018 from Kingsbury, England路Twitter for Android

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/Mouthmouthmouth January 28, 2019
A horse, a dog, and a penguin walk into a bar.
The bartender says to the bouncer, “Seriously, Frankie, why are we even paying you?”

Twitter
David Holman
@HolmanTravel
*A horse, dog and a penguin walk into a bar.
Bartender: Seriously, why are we even paying the bouncer?
9:04 AM 路 Sep 12, 2019路Facebook

Twitter
Mighty Joe Schlong
@scottfo61992653
*a horse, dog and penguin walk into a bar
Bartender: Seriously, why are we even paying the bouncer?
7:50 AM 路 Jan 11, 2022路Twitter for iPad

Posted by Barry Popik
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