The Big Apple: “A human fart can be louder than a trombone. I discovered that at my daughter’s school concert”

A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps.

Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.

Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.

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Entry from November 28, 2020

“A human fart can be louder than a trombone. I discovered that at my daughter’s school concert”

Farting is sometimes calling “tooting.” Is this tooting louder than a trombone?

“A human fart can be louder than a trombone. I discovered that at my daughter’s school concert. http://bit.ly/1vF6B47 via @sickipedia” was posted on Twitter by Fresh Stand Up on December 9, 2014. THe joke was originally posted on the Sickipedia website.

Twitter
John Connell
@celticjohn67
A human fart can be louder than a trombone.
I discovered that at my daughter’s school concert.
11:24 AM · Dec 8, 2014·iOS

Twitter
Fresh Stand Up
@FreshStandUp
A human fart can be louder than a trombone.I discovered that at my daughter’s school concert. http://bit.ly/1vF6B47 via @sickipedia
11:53 AM · Dec 8, 2014·twitterfeed

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Bob Kostic
@causticbob
A human fart can be louder than a trombone.
I discovered that at my daughter’s school concert.
4:37 PM · Dec 8, 2014·Twitter Web Client

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Belly Laugh Fart Jokes for Kids:
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New York, NY: Sky Pony Press
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A human fart can be louder than a trombone. I discovered that at my daughter’s school concert.

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Posted by u/[deleted] September 22, 2019
A human fart can be louder than a trombone.
Sorry, this post was deleted by the person who originally posted it.
It doesn’t appear in any feeds, and anyone with a direct link to it will see a message like this one.

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Dings Crusaders
@DingsCrusaders
INTERESTING FACT:
A human fart can be louder than a trombone.
I discovered that at my daughter’s concert…
7:56 AM · Aug 11, 2020·Twitter Web App

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Cool Funny Quotes
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A human fart can be louder than a trombone. I discovered that at my daughters school concert. #fart #music #funny #concert #sayings #trombone https://coolfunnyquotes.com/author/anonymous/human-fart-louder-than-trombone/
8:38 PM · Oct 28, 2020·Cool Funny Quotes

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