“A guy walks into a bar…” is a typical form of what has been called the “bar joke.” A hyperbole version is:
 
“Hyperbole totally rips into this insane bar and absolutely destroys everything.”
 
“A hyperbole totally ripped into the bar and literally obliterated everything!” was posted on Facebook by Grammarly on July 28, 2012. “A hyperbole totally ripped into the bar and absolutely destroyed everything!” was posted on Twitter on July 28, 2012.
 
“Hyperbole totally rips into this insane bar and absolutely destroys everything” was posted on Language Matters on September 20, 2014. (This date may be incorrect.) However, the joke went viral in February 2018.
   
         
Facebook
Grammarly
July 28, 2012 ·
How about a joke?
A hyperbole totally ripped into the bar and literally obliterated everything!
 
Twitter 
Thomas Humphreys
@Mr_Frodo_esq
A hyperbole totally ripped into the bar and literally obliterated everything!
12:08 PM - 28 Jul 2012
   
Twitter
Lingua Boutique
@CarlaAvenia
How about a joke? A hyperbole totally ripped into the bar and literally obliterated everything! via @grammarly
12:10 PM - 28 Jul 2012
     
Twitter
Grammarly
@Grammarly
#joke—A hyperbole totally ripped into the bar and absolutely destroyed everything! #lol #english #nerdy #grammar #writing #fun
2:40 PM - 28 Jul 2012
 
Twitter
Grammarly
@Grammarly
#joke—A hyperbole totally ripped into the bar and absolutely destroyed everything! #lol #english #nerdy #grammar #writing #fun
9:20 AM - 30 Jul 2012
 
Language Matters
Saturday, September 20, 2014
Updated Humour for Intelligent People
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6. Hyperbole totally rips into this insane bar and absolutely destroys everything.
   
bluebird of bitterness
February 20, 2018
Bar jokes for English majors
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Hyperbole totally rips into this insane bar and absolutely destroys everything.
 
Google Groups: Dicta
After bad new, a few things to make us smile
anna.durbin
02/26/18
(this was shared by my fellow English major classmate.)  But RIP, Susan.  We miss you.
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Hyperbole totally rips into this insane bar and absolutely destroys everything.
   
Twitter
Charles Dodgson
@CHDodgson
2/6 A malapropism walks into a bar, looking for all intensive purposes like a wolf in cheap clothing, muttering epitaphs and casting dispersions on his magnificent other, who takes him for granite.
Hyperbole totally rips into this insane bar and absolutely destroys everything.
6:49 PM - 27 Feb 2018
 
Twitter
Ralph Nelson Willett
@NorthernOvation
Hyperbole totally rips into this insane bar and absolutely destroys everything.
8:13 PM - 27 Feb 2018
 
Reddit—Writing
A dangling participle walks into a bar… (self.writing)
submitted March 10, 2018 by Pale_King101
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Hyperbole totally rips into this insane bar and absolutely destroys everything.
 
14 March 2018, The Mercury (Durban, South Africa), “‘Twas at a gathering of the clans,” pg. 19:
Hyperbole totally rips into this insane bar and absolutely destroys everything.