A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

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Entry from January 19, 2019
“A machine learning algorithm walks into a bar…” (bar joke)

“A guy walks into a bar...” is a typical form of what has been called the “bar joke.” An algorithm version is:

“A machine learning algorithm walks into a bar. The bartender asks, ‘What’ll you have?’ The algorithm says, ‘What’s everyone else having?’”

The joke was posted on Twitter by Chet Haase on November 1, 2017.


Wikipedia: Machine learning
Machine learning (ML) is the scientific study of algorithms and statistical models that computer systems use to progressively improve their performance on a specific task. Machine learning algorithms build a mathematical model of sample data, known as “training data”, in order to make predictions or decisions without being explicitly programmed to perform the task.

Twitter
Chet Haase
@chethaase
A Machine Learning algorithm walks into a bar.
The bartender asks, “What’ll you have?”
The algorithm says, “What’s everyone else having?”
9:24 AM - 1 Nov 2017

Twitter
Dan Kaminsky
@dakami
RT @maradydd @hdsjulian a machine learning algorithm walks into a bar. “what’ll you have?” says the bartender “what’s everyone else having?”
8:18 PM - 1 Nov 2017

Twitter
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@galipeau
#ML algorithm walks into a bar.
#Bartender asks, “What’ll you have?”
#Algorithm says, “What’s everyone else having?”
#AI /ˈ(h)yo͞omər/
10:55 AM - 2 Nov 2017

Twitter
Catherine Becker
@catherinebecker
An algorithm walks into a bar. Bartender asks, ‘what will you have to drink?’ Algorithm answers, ‘I’ll have what everyone else is having’!!
12:48 PM - 2 Nov 2017

Twitter
Peter Pyke
@PeterPyke
Machine learning algorithm walks into a bar.
“What’ll you have?” says the bartender.
MLA: “What’s everyone else having?”
9:29 PM - 3 Nov 2017

Reddit—ProgrammerHumor
Posted byu/sachintripathi007 December 26, 2017
A machine learning algorithm walked into a bar.
(The tweet by Chet Haase on November 1, 2017 is shown.—ed.)

Twitter
IBM Data Science
@IBMDataScience
A Machine Learning algorithm walks into a bar.
The bartender asks, “What’ll you have?”
The algorithm says, “What’s everyone else having?”
#funfriday #jokeoftheweek #machinelearning #datascience
12:00 PM - 8 Jun 2018

Google Books
AI for Marketing and Product Innovation:
Powerful New Tools for Predicting Trends, Connecting with Customers, and Closing Sales

By A. K. Pradeep, Andrew Appel and Stan Sthanunathan
Hoboken, NJ: John WIley & Sons, Inc.
2019
Pg. 43:
Basic joke:
A machine learning algorithm walks into a bar. The bartender asks, “What will you have?” The algorithm replies, “What is everyone else having?”
Replies:
On the 203rd iteration it decided to burn the bar down after unexpectedly becoming self-aware and realizing the value of the human race is non-existent due to their unnecessarily high alcohol intake.
-– AlexFromAnotherWorld, Reddit/Programmer Humor

Twitter
Sandy Parsons
@SandraDParsons
A joke to start off 2019: A machine learning algorithm walked into a bar. The bartender asked, “What’ll you have?” The algorithm said, “What’s everyone else having?” #MachineLearning
5:18 PM - 2 Jan 2019

Posted by Barry Popik
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