A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

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Entry from April 16, 2020
“A man has been stealing wheels from police cars. Police are working tirelessly to catch him”

"Working tirelessly” doesn’t mean working without tires, but there are jokes.

“Police attending an incident returned to their car to find all four wheels had been stolen. Officers are working tirelessly to find the culprit” was posted on Twitter by “It was the Busta Rhymes, it was the worsta rhymes” on July 24, 2018. “There are a few criminals in my town that keep stealing wheels from parked police cars. The cops are working tirelessly to catch the suspects” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on August 23, 2019.

The joke has been printed on several images


Twitter
It was the Busta Rhymes, it was the worsta rhymes
@Trilliam_Yeats
Police attending an incident returned to their car to find all four wheels had been stolen.
Officers are working tirelessly to find the culprit.
1:22 AM · Jul 24, 2018 from Pleasant Hill, CA·Twitter for iPhone

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/porichoygupto August 23, 2019
There are a few criminals in my town that keep stealing wheels from parked police cars.
The cops are working tirelessly to catch the suspects.

Twitter
Dude Cav
@Dude_Cav
You hear about the guy stealing the wheels off all the police cars?
The cops are working tirelessly to catch him
THEYRE WORKING TIRELESSLY
8:32 AM · Sep 28, 2019·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Dad Jokes
@Dadsaysjokes
I heard on the news that some guy was stealing wheels off police cars.
The police are working tirelessly to catch him.
4:13 PM · Sep 30, 2019·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Posted by u/iFunny_15_T0x1c February 18, 2020
Wanted: man has been stealing tires off police cars.
Authorities have been working tirelessly to catch him.

Twitter
Jack
@I_amMwangi
Replying to @CrazyNairobian
A man has been stealing wheels from police cars.
Police are working tirelessly to catch him
9:02 AM · Mar 26, 2020·Twitter Web App

Reddit—Cleanjokes
Posted by u/morgyph April 16, 2020
Wanted: A man has been stealing wheels off of police cars
Police are working tirelessly to catch him.

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityGovernment/Law/Politics/Military/ Religion • Thursday, April 16, 2020 • Permalink