A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

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Entry from February 13, 2018
“A man promised his girlfriend a diamond for Valentine’s Day. So he took her to a baseball park”

A Valentine’s Day joke is:

“A man promised his girlfriend a diamond for Valentine’s Day. So he took her to a baseball park.”

February 14th is not baseball season—not even spring training—but the joke is still popular on Valentine’s Day. “For her birthday my girlfriend told me she wanted to see a diamond. So i took her to see a baseball game” was posted on Twitter on March 23, 2012. “My buddy promised his girlfriend a diamond for Valentine’s Day. So he took her to a baseball park!” was posted on Twitter on February 14, 2014.


Twitter
CJ DiCenzo‏
@cjdicenzo
For her birthday my girlfriend told me she wanted to see a diamond. So i took her to see a baseball game.
12:34 AM - 23 Mar 2012

Twitter
Cody Herbert‏
@cody__5
She said she wanted a diamond so I took her to a baseball game.
12:51 PM - 21 Apr 2012

Twitter
Ryan‏
@ryanmiddle
Replying to @LaurenShehadi
@LaurenShehadi then there was the guy who promised his girl a diamond, so he took her to a baseball park.
8:22 AM - 14 Feb 2013

Twitter
RELL ROAD‏
@SLOBGEE
She wanna see a diamond so I took her to a baseball game
5:23 PM - 27 Feb 2013

Twitter
GrizzlyBearSinclair‏
@_ZSinclair_
She said she wants a diamond so I took her to my baseball field
5:55 PM - 3 Mar 2013

Twitter
Alan S Harrell‏
@ashtexas
My buddy promised his girlfriend a diamond for Valentine’s Day. So he took her to a baseball park!
5:48 PM - 14 Feb 2014

Twitter
Frank Bunton‏
@TwistinFrank
Then there was a clown who promised his girlfriend a diamond for Valentine’s Day ... so he took her to a baseball park!
4:45 AM - 28 Jan 2015

Twitter
Frank Bunton‏
@TwistinFrank
Then there was Buff Phoon who promised his girlfriend a diamond for Valentine’s Day. So he took her to a baseball park!
4:45 AM - 23 Jan 2018

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CitySports/Games • Tuesday, February 13, 2018 • Permalink