“A man takes a hooker out to dinner. He gives her his peas. She gives him herpes”

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Entry from July 03, 2020

“A man takes a hooker out to dinner. He gives her his peas. She gives him herpes”

Entry in progress—B.P.

Twitter
Bob Mackey
@robairmackey
Love poetry is such mush. A man gives a woman his corn, and soon he winds up getting her peas.
9:30 AM · Feb 14, 2013·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Bryznasty
@PogeyNarc
“A man takes a hooker to supper. He gives her his peas, she gives him her peas.”
4:58 PM · Mar 18, 2016·Twitter for Android

Twitter
dead account
@DannyElegance
A guy and gal go out to dinner,
He gives her his peas,
She gave him herpes
10:48 PM · Mar 28, 2016·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Smokey McPothead
@MyLittleRagers
Guy takes a prostitute to a fancy restaurant, he gives her his peas she gives him herpes.
1:55 PM · Jun 3, 2016·Twitter for Android

Reddit—Letterkenny
Posted by u/RafiBomb14 may 20, 2019
“Guy takes a hooker out for supper, he gave her his peas she gave him herpes”

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/Boris_Meoww July 2, 2020
A man takes a hooker out to dinner. He gives her his peas
She gives him herpes

Posted by Barry Popik
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