“A midget stumbles out of the bar… He was a little drunk” is a bar joke that was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on November 7, 2020.
     
“A little drunk” usually means “a bit drunk,” but a midget is a “little” (small) drunk.
     
     
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/VERBERD November 7, 2020
A midget stumbles out of the bar…
He was a little drunk.
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frontsign_mike
Watch out. He drinks under the table.
 
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Dad
@ImYourDad___
A midget stumbles out of the bar…
He was a little drunk.
1:51 PM · Dec 7, 2020·IFTTT
 
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Dad Jokes
@Dadsaysjokes
A midget stumbles out of the bar…
He was a little drunk.
3:09 PM · Dec 7, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
 
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Light Skinned St. Nick
@SoopaMannieB
So a midget stumbled out of a bar because he was a little drunk…
Don’t block me..
4:39 PM · Dec 7, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
 
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Double Negative Ben
@APixelatedMind
A midget stumbles out of the bar…
He was a little drunk.
10:58 PM · Dec 7, 2020·Flamingo for Android