A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from September 03, 2021
“A mute walks into a bar and says…” (bar joke)

“A guy walks into a bar…” is a typical form of what has been called the “bar joke.” A mute version is:
     
“A mute walk into a bar and says…”
       
The mute can’t speak, so the joke remains unfinished. “So this deaf/mute walks into a bar and says….” was posted on Twitter by Scott H. Biram on March 31, 2010. “A mute walks into a bar and says” was posted on Reddit—3amjokes on September 3, 2021.
 
“Two mutes walk into a bar. One says to the other…” is a similar bar joke.
   
 
Twitter
Scott H. Biram
@ScottHBiram
So this deaf/mute walks into a bar and says….
11:21 PM · Mar 31, 2010·Twitter Web Client
 
Twitter
CrazyOnYou-@Sputnik
@CrazyOnYou
So this mute walks into a bar and doesn’t say anything…
9:35 AM · Feb 11, 2011·TweetDeck
 
Twitter
JediNinja AwsmPirate
@awsumpirate
A mute walks into a bar and says…
6:43 PM · May 10, 2011·Twitter for BlackBerry®
 
Twitter
Andrew Titley
@CoachTitley
Replying to @lucy_meck
@lucy_meck ‘a mute walks into a bar…............’
5:05 PM · Aug 4, 2013·Twitter for iPhone
 
Twitter
jarod newman
@jarodwnewman
A mute walks into a bar and says nothing. Absolutely nothing.
11:38 AM · Nov 11, 2014·Twitter for iPhone
 
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted byu/[deleted] November 29, 2015
A mute walks into a bar…
 
Twitter
SP-220 HawkFire
@SP_220_HawkFire
A mute walks into a bar
The bartender asks “what will you have?”
So he says
2:01 PM · Sep 2, 2017 from Lewisville, TX·Twitter for Android
 
Twitter
Scott H. Biram
@ScottHBiram
Replying to @StephenKing
I made this one up…
So a deaf mute walks into a bar and says…..
5:08 PM · Aug 8, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
 
Twitter
steamingston.gba
@BillowingSFM
So a mute walks into a bar, he goes up to the bartender and says ”            “
12:00 PM · Jul 11, 2021·Twitter for Android
 
Reddit—3amjokes
Posted by u/i_live_in_a_truck September 3, 2021
A mute walks into a bar and says

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityRestaurants/Bars/Coffeehouses/Food Stores • Friday, September 03, 2021 • Permalink


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