School hall monitors are not held in high esteem by students, and parking ticket officers aren’t held in high esteem by drivers. Anjeanette Carter posted on Twitter on October 12, 2011:
“A parking ticket officer is simply a hall monitor who reached full potential.”
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Anjeanette Carter
@anjeanettec
A parking ticket officer is simply a hall monitor who reached full potential.
2:33 PM - 12 Oct 2011
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Caitlin McDiffett
@Linny_McD
@ashleyguns Finally someone who feels your pain! RT@anjeanettec A parking ticket officer is simply a hall monitor who reached full potential
5:03 PM - 12 Oct 2011
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@collusion75
A parking ticket officer is simply a hall monitor who reached full potential.
7:51 PM - 16 Nov 2011
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J.C.
@CalcoolatedRisk
Lmao RT @funnyoneliners A parking ticket officer is simply a hall monitor who reached full potential.
RT @anjeanettec
1:18 PM - 20 Dec 2011
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A parking ticket officer is simply a hall monitor who reached full potential.
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Anjeanette Carter
@anjeanettec
A parking ticket officer is simply a hall monitor who reached full potential.
4:31 PM - 10 Jul 2012
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Monica
@Monika_GAO
A parking ticket officer is simply a hall monitor who reached full potential.
11:55 PM - 26 Nov 2015
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
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