A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeye's fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

Recent entries:
“Home is where I can look and feel ugly and enjoy it” (7/2)
Entry forthcoming (7/2)
“Home is where I can look ugly and enjoy it” (7/2)
“I’m not adding this year to my age. I didn’t use it” (7/2)
“I tested positive for sickofthisshit-20. There is no cure, and I may or may not be contagious” (7/2)
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Entry from August 08, 2019
“A perfectionist walks into a bar…” (bar joke)

“A guy walks into a bar...” is a typical form of what has been called the “bar joke.” A perfectionist version is:

“A perfectionist walks into a bar. Apparently the bar wasn’t set high enough.”

“So, a perfectionist walks into a bar...but it was set too low” was posted on Twitter by Steven Lowry on July 8, 2012. “A perfectionist walks into a bar. Obviously, the bar was set too low” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on December 20, 2017. “A perfectionist walks into a bar...Apparently the bar wasn’t set high enough” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on August 7, 2019.


Twitter
Steven Lowry
@stevenlowry
So, a perfectionist walks into a bar...but it was set too low.
10:00 AM · Jul 8, 2012·Hootsuite

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/aricecracker December 20, 2017
A perfectionist walks into a bar
Obviously, the bar was set too low

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/lohbak August 7, 2019
A perfectionist walks into a bar
...Apparently the bar wasn’t set high enough

Twitter
🤪Neil😊
@NeilsArsenal
A perfectionist walks into a bar
...Apparently the bar wasn’t set high enough 😂😂😂
7:52 AM · Aug 7, 2019·Twitter Web App

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/calvin_and_hobbes11 August 8, 2019
A perfectionist walks into a bar…
Apparently it wasn’t set high enough

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityRestaurants/Bars/Coffeehouses/Food Stores • Thursday, August 08, 2019 • Permalink