A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeye's fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

Recent entries:
“Land of the fees, home of the caged” (2/28)
“Eating more fresh vegetables makes you an expert pooper. It’s right in the name: Pro deuce” (2/28)
Entry in progress—BP (2/28)
“What’s the point of being afraid of the zombie apocalypse when you’re already a zombie?” (2/28)
“How do you know when the weather is entertained?"/"When the thunder claps.” (2/28)
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Entry from June 30, 2017
“A piece of sandpaper walks into a bar… (bar joke)

“A guy walks into a bar...” is a typical form of what has been called the “bar joke.” A sandpaper version was posted on Twitter on November 24, 2012:

“Sandpaper walks into a bar the bartender says rough day?”

A different version was posted on Twitter on June 1, 2016:

“A piece of sandpaper walks into a bar. The bartender says ‘what will it be?’ The sandpaper goes ‘just something to take the edge off.’”


Twitter
Kyle‏
@Demonparty
Sandpaper walks into a bar the bartender says rough day?
9:32 PM - 24 Nov 2012

Twitter
кон‏
@sweaverss
A piece of sandpaper walks into a bar. The bartender says “why so tired looking?” The sandpaper says “oh I’ve just been having a #roughday “
4:19 AM - 7 Aug 2013

Twitter
Taylor Goodwin‏
@TaylorGoodwin__
A piece of sandpaper walks into a bar. The bartender says “what will it be?” The sandpaper goes “just something to take the edge off”
5:28 AM - 21 Jun 2016 from Adelaide, South Australia

Twitter
Shit Jokes‏
@ShitJokes
A piece of sandpaper walks into a bar.
The bartender says “what will it be?”
The sandpaper goes “just something to take the edge off”
2:19 PM - 19 Feb 2017

Facebook
Marty Fields
March 10, 2017 ·
A piece of sandpaper walks into a bar.
The bartender says “What’ll it be?”
The sandpaper says “Just something to take the edge off”.

Twitter
Shit Jokes‏
@ShitJokes
A piece of sandpaper walks into a bar.
The bartender says “What will it be?”
The sandpaper goes “Just something to take the edge off”
1:55 PM - 30 Jun 2017

Posted by Barry Popik
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