"Due” shouldn’t be confused with “dew,” but there are jokes. This was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on May 21, 2022:
“A science teacher had his students observe and report on the condensation of moisture during the night. The project was dew the next day.”
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/SlickHeadSinger May 21, 2022
A science teacher had his students observe and report on the condensation of moisture during the night.
The project was dew the next day.
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A science teacher had their students observe and report on the condensation of moisture during the night.
The project was dew the next day.
10:51 PM 路 May 21, 2022路Twitter for iPhone
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keepingitcreel
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A science teacher had his students observe and report on the condensation of moisture during the night. The project was dew the next day.
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Soumyo Lahiri-Gupta
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A science teacher had his students observe and report on the condensation of moisture during the night.
The project was dew the next day.
4:31 PM 路 May 22, 2022路Twitter Web App
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
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