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Entry from September 21, 2021
“A software tester walks into a bar…” (bar joke)

“A guy walks into a bar…” is a typical form of what has been called the “bar joke.” There are several version involving a software tester.
 
This is from the Ministy of Testing by Jasmine Harpley on July 18, 2013:
   
“A software tester walks
into a bar and then
runs into the bar…
strolls into the bar…
gallops into the bar…
saunters into the bar…”

 
A different version was posted on Reddit—Jokes on September 19, 2021:
   
A software tester walks into a bar.
Runs into a bar.
Crawls into a bar.
Dances into a bar.
Flies into a bar.
Jumps into a bar.
And orders:
a beer.
2 beers.
0 beers.
99999999 beers.
a lizard in a beer glass.
-1 beer.
‘qwertyuiop’ beers.
Testing complete.
A real customer walks into the bar and asks where the bathroom is.
The bar goes up in flames.”

   
“A QA engineer walks into a bar. Orders a beer. Orders 0 beers. Orders 999999999 beers. Orders a lizard. Orders -1 beers. Orders a sfdeljknesv” and “A QA testing engineer walks into a bar. Runs into a bar. Crawls into a bar. Dances into a bar. Tiptoes into a bar. Rams into a bar. Jumps into a bar” are related jokes.
     
       
Twitter
@istco_mx
ISTCo Foros: A Software Tester Walks Into A Bar… - Ministry of Testing http://ow.ly/2yrI0B
8:34 AM · Jul 18, 2013·Hootsuite
(The following text from the Ministy of Testing is shown.—ed.)
A software tester walks
into a bar and then
runs into the bar…
strolls into the bar…
gallops into the bar…
saunters into the bar…
by Jasmine Harpley
 
Twitter
Toby Osbourn
@tosbourn
A software tester walks into a bar, runs into a bar, crawls into a bar, dances into a bar, tiptoes into a bar, rams into a bar…
4:15 PM · Aug 22, 2013·Twitter Web Client
   
Twitter
Richard Thorne
@Foritus
Replying to @OverclockersUK
@Overclockers_UK A software tester walks into a bar. Runs into a bar. Jumps into a bar. Dances into a bar. Parachutes into a bar…
9:00 AM · Sep 4, 2013·Twitter Web Client
     
Twitter
Dr. Jennifer Coy
@profcoy
JokeOfTheWeek: A software tester walks into a bar. Runs into a bar. Crawls into a bar. Jumps into a bar. Tiptoes into a bar. Steps into ...
10:35 PM · Nov 22, 2014·Twitter Web Client
 
Breaking Stuff to Look Tough: A Software Testers Blog
Friday, 12 December 2014
What does a Software do? A software tester walks into a bar…
 
Orders a beer
Orders ten beers
Orders 2.15 billion beers
Orders -1 beers
Orders a nothing
Orders a cat
Tries to leave without paying
   
Twitter
Abado
@AbadoJack
A software tester walks into a bar and then:
runs into the bar,
strolls into the bar,
gallops into the bar,
saunters into the bar.
2:10 AM · Nov 22, 2016·Twitter for Android
   
Twitter
Starry Dynamo
@starry__dynamo
A software tester walks into a bar. Orders a beer. Orders 0 beers. Orders 999999999 beers. Orders a lizard. Orders -1 beers. Orders a sfdel.
11:35 AM · Feb 24, 2017·Twitter Web Client
 
Reddit—ProgrammerHumor
Posted by u/bc0203 August 3, 2018
A software tester walks into a bar, and then
runs into the bar… strolls into the bar… gallops into the bar… saunters into the bar…
 
Twitter
Rizmy
@R1ZMY
Replying to @Roy1up_ and @vgdunkey
A software tester walks into a bar,
He asks for a single beer,
He asks for 1,000,000 beers,
He asks for 1/2 beers,
Dunky walks into the bar,
He asks where the toilet is,
And the whole bar got set on fire.
1:52 PM · Nov 21, 2019·Twitter for Android
   
Twitter
Ray Paseur
@RayPaseur
A software tester walks into a bar.
Orders a beer.
Orders two beers.
Orders 6.023*10^23 beers.
Orders -3.1416 beers.
Orders a slegulatt.
Orders negative null.
A real customer walks into the bar, asks to use the restroom.
Bartender explodes and burns the bar to the ground.
Quote Tweet
Brandon Savage
@brandonsavage
· Jul 17, 2020
We can eliminate the need for nullsafe by simply not returning null? Why does the language need to support bad coding practices?
9:19 AM · Jul 17, 2020·Twitter Web App
   
Twitter
Bazzalisk
@bazzalisk
Replying to @PatricksPaints and @BootlegGirl
A software tester walks into a bar. Orders a beer. Orders 2 beers. Orders 256 beers. Orders -1 beer. Orders a bear.
3:08 AM · Aug 4, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
 
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/the123king-reddit September 29, 2020
A software tester walks into a bar.
He orders a beer, -1 beers, 50 beers, nuhriuh beers, NULL beers. The barman happily fulfils the orders he can, and declines the ones he can’t.
A software user walks into the same bar, and asks the barman where the toilets are. The barman explodes, the bar burns to the ground, and the building collapses.
 
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/redvakho June 2, 2021
A software tester walks into a bar
Orders a beer. Orders 0 beers. Orders 999999999 beers. Orders a bear. Orders -1 beers. Orders hdtseatfibkd.
First real customer walks into a bar and asks where the bathroom is. The bar bursts into flames killing everyone inside.
     
Twitter
McL0v1n
@McL0v1n_
A software tester walks into a bar.
Orders a beer. Orders 0 beers. Orders 999999999 beers. Orders a bear. Orders -1 beers. Orders hdtseatfibkd.
First real customer walks into a bar and asks where the bathroom is. The bar bursts into flames killing everyone inside.
6:30 PM · Jun 2, 2021·Twitter for Android
 
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/Grievous_Nix September 19, 2021
A software tester walks into a bar.
Runs into a bar.
Crawls into a bar.
Dances into a bar.
Flies into a bar.
Jumps into a bar.
And orders:
a beer.
2 beers.
0 beers.
99999999 beers.
a lizard in a beer glass.
-1 beer.
“qwertyuiop” beers.
Testing complete.
A real customer walks into the bar and asks where the bathroom is.
The bar goes up in flames.

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityRestaurants/Bars/Coffeehouses/Food Stores • Tuesday, September 21, 2021 • Permalink


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