A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from October 06, 2018
“A sperm donor, a carpenter, and Julius Caesar walk into a bar…” (bar jokes)

“A guy walks into a bar…” is a typical form of what has been called the “bar joke.” An “I came, I saw, I conquered” version is:
   
“A sperm donor, a carpenter, and Julius Caesar walk into a bar. He came, he saw, he conquered.”
     
“Veni, vidi, vici” is Latin for “I came, I saw, I conquered.” The bar joke version was posted on Reddit—Dad Jokes on October 5, 2018.
   
   
Wikipedia: Veni, vidi, vici
“Veni, vidi, vici” (Classical Latin: [ˈweːniː ˈwiːdiː ˈwiːkiː]; Ecclesiastical Latin: [ˈvɛni ˈvidi ˈvitʃi]; “I came; I saw; I conquered”) is a Latin phrase popularly attributed to Julius Caesar, who supposedly used the phrase in a letter to the Roman Senate around 46 BC after he had achieved a quick victory in his short war against Pharnaces II of Pontus at the Battle of Zela. The phrase is used to refer to a swift, conclusive victory.
 
Reddit—Dad Jokes
A sperm donor, a carpenter, and Julius Caesar walk into a bar. (self.dadjokes)
submitted October 5, 2018 by porichoygupto
He came, he saw, he conquered.
 
Twitter
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@Trilliam_Yeats
A sperm donor, a carpenter, and Julius Caesar walk into a bar.
He came, he saw, he conquered.
10:02 PM - 4 Oct 2018 from Pleasant Hill, CA (Posted after the above.—ed.)
 
Twitter
keepingitcreel
@Keepingitcreel
A sperm donor, a carpenter, and Julius Caesar walk into a bar. He came, he saw, he conquered.
10:49 PM - 4 Oct 2018
 
Twitter
Dad Jokes
@Dadsaysjokes
A sperm donor, a carpenter, and Julius Caesar all walk into a bar.
He came, he saw, he conquered.
3:18 PM - 5 Oct 2018
 
Twitter
🤣 The Dad Joke Man 😉
@DadJokeMan
A sperm donor, a carpenter, and Julius Caesar walk into a bar…
He came, he saw, he conquered…                                  #FridayFunny
3:39 PM - 5 Oct 2018

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