"A stock market crash is worse than a divorce. You lose half your money and your wife is still around” is a jocular line that has been printed on many images.

“Found on FB ‘A stock market crash is worse than a divorce - you lose half your money but your Wife is still around’ was posted on Twitter by Seema Dubey on January 17, 2016. “A stock market crash is worse than a divorce - you lose half your money but your Wife is still around” was posted on Facebook by Ankush Bajaj on January 20, 2016.

“A stock market crash is worse than a divorce. You lose half your money and your wife is still around”—“but” is replaced by “and”—was posted on Reddit—Showerthoughts on January 21, 2016.

“A stock market crash is worse than a divorce - you lose half of your money and your spouse is still around” was posted on Twitter by கண்மணியின் கள்வன் on January 22, 2016. “A stock market crash is worse than a divorce.  You lose half your money and your husband is still around” was posted on Twitter by colleen on May 19, 2020.


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Seema Dubey
@seemadubey
Found on FB
“A stock market crash is worse than a divorce - you lose half your money but your Wife is still around” 󾰀󾰀󾰀󾰀
2:51 PM · Jan 17, 2016·Facebook

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Ankush Bajaj is feeling crazy at Alfa FinEduCon Pvt Ltd.
January 20, 2016 · Raipur, India ·
“A stock market crash is worse than a divorce -
you lose half your money but your Wife is still around"😛😂

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Ankush Bajaj
@ankushbajaj111
“A stock market crash is worse than a divorce -
you lose half your money but your Wife is still around"󾰛󾌴... http://fb.me/7DYuki64r
11:30 AM · Jan 20, 2016·Facebook

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Manish Garg
@manishgarg80
“A stock market crash is worse than a divorce - you lose half of your money and your wife is still around”. #justsaying
11:49 AM · Jan 20, 2016·Twitter for Android

Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/coolidiot2000 January 21, 2016
“A stock market crash is worse than a divorce. You lose half your money and your wife is still around.”

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கண்மணியின் கள்வன்
@selva_d_great
“A stock market crash is worse than a divorce - you lose half of your money and your spouse is still around”.
11:07 AM · Jan 22, 2016·Twitter for Android

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/Frodo73 February 6, 2018
A stock market crash is worse than a divorce.
You lose half your money and your wife is still around!!

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Pammie Sez
@IpamsySands
Ok, guys! Why is the stock market crash worse than a divorce?? It takes half your money and your spouse is still around!
6:23 PM · Mar 14, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

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Dan Bilzerian
@DanBilzerian
A stock market crash is worse than a divorce.  You lose half your money and your wife is still around
1:39 AM · May 19, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

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colleen
@Coll3enG
A stock market crash is worse than a divorce.  You lose half your money and your husband is still around
4:56 PM · May 19, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

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BREN
@AtlCanadianGG
A stock market crash is worse than a divorce.  You lose half your money and your wife is still around
11:58 AM · May 24, 2020·Twitter for iPhone