A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from March 03, 2019
“A Texan and a Mexican walk into a bar…” (bar joke)

A “senior discount” shouldn’t be written as a “señor discount,” but there are jokes. “Abuela gets the Senor Discount, too, and she is not a Senor or, strictly speaking, Mexican” was posted on the newsgroup rec.pets.dogs.misc on April 29, 1996. “Why do mexican’s pay less than th rest of us! Senor discount bullshit” was posted on Twitter by Dan Jones on October 2, 2011. “My husband went to a Mexican restaurant and got a senor discount” was posted on Twitter by The Other Karen on March 24, 2012.
 
Sometimes the “señor discount” joke is written in the form of a bar joke. “An American and a Mexican went to a bar. The Mexican got a Senor Discount” was posted on Twitter by Arun Cavale on September 20, 2016. “A Texan and a Mexican walk into a bar and order a beer. Bartender to the the Texan: That will be $5. Bartender to the Mexican: That will be $3. The Texan, upset, asks why the same beer cost less for the Mexican. The Bartender replies, ‘Señor Discount’” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on March 3, 2019.
   
           
Google Groups: rec.pets.dogs.misc
WOOFCHAT: Going to the Dairy Queen!
Neefer Duir
4/29/96
Katie with an E

wrote:
 
>Wow, Brandy, I wish the Dunkin Donuts we went to had a drivethru. All I
>can do there is sit on Mom’s lap and watch Gampa go in to get the donuts
>and whine until he comes out. She sends him in cuz for something called
>Senor Discount. I think Senor Discount is a Mexican hoomin.
(...)
Abuela gets the Senor Discount, too, and she is not a Senor or, strictly speaking, Mexican. 
 
Google Groups: alt.humor.puns
SPAM from Emanuel Brown: Was 02/02/02!
J. A. Mc.
2/8/02
(...)
But in Mexico, you’ll get the señor discount.
     
Twitter
Dan Jones
@tmfdanjones
Why do mexican’s pay less than th rest of us! Senor discount bullshit
12:26 AM - 2 Oct 2011
   
Twitter
TwentyJuan Savage
@JuanDraper_
So I went into chipotle today and asked if I’m Mexican enough to get the Señor Discount #BadumPssh
5:33 PM - 7 Nov 2011
   
Twitter
Shelby Drnk Yr Juice
@Corrosivebaker
All of these Mexican dudes keep coming into my shop asking for a señor discount
3:40 PM - 7 Mar 2012
   
Twitter
The Other Karen
@quipitgood
My husband went to a Mexican restaurant and got a senor discount.
2:59 PM - 24 Mar 2012
   
Twitter
GunN3r0n3
@Gunn3r0n3
”@RobertAvila5: Old Mexican guys ask for the señor discount at restaurants.”@TropicalMary
12:40 AM - 31 May 2012
 
Twitter
Twelfthman
@iansmith983
At guys night at a bar in Mexico do the men get a senor discount?
Sorry mexicans my racist phone doesn’t do the squiggly above the n.
5:53 PM - 12 Dec 2014
 
Twitter
TRad
@TRadRaddatz
A woman in Mexico will never get a señor discount.
10:34 PM - 3 Dec 2015 from St Paul, MN
 
Twitter
Peytral
@Peytral
I can’t believe how sexist Mexico is. Women aren’t even allowed to get the señor discount.
12:49 PM - 13 Feb 2016
     
Twitter
Arun Cavale
@aruncavale
POTD: An American and a Mexican went to a bar. The Mexican got a Senor Discount #PunOfTheDay
7:52 PM - 20 Sep 2016
   
Twitter
Bob Phillips
@BobTheSuit
[Mexican restaurant]
Me: I’ll have a Corona w lime.
Dad: Do I get the-
Me. Not again.
Dad: Señor discount?
Me: *face palms*
*all other dads erupt in applause*
9:21 AM - 2 Dec 2017
 
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/Twigsnapper March 3, 2019
A Texan and a Mexican walk into a bar and order a beer
Bartender to the the Texan: That will be $5
Bartender to the Mexican: That will be $3
The Texan, upset, asks why the same beer cost less for the Mexican
The Bartender replies, “Señor Discount”

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityRestaurants/Bars/Coffeehouses/Food Stores • Sunday, March 03, 2019 • Permalink


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