A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from May 08, 2016
“A towel walks into a bar…” (bar joke)

“A guy walks into a bar...” is a typical form of what has been called the “bar joke.” A towel version is:

“A towel walks into a bar. He orders a drink and says, ‘I’ll have it dry.’”

The joke was posted on Reddit on May 8, 2016. “A lonely towel walks into a bar and says, ‘Nobody knows how dry I am’” had been posted on Reddit on January 29, 2015.

““A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head” is another “towel” bar joke.


reddit
A lonely towel walks into a bar and says… (self.Punny)
submitted January 29, 2015 by Rybread13
Nobody knows how dry I am.

reddit
A towel walks into a bar…
submitted May 8, 2016 by Questale
He orders a drink, and says “I’ll have it dry.”

Twitter
BrownMurphy
‏@deniscdcershov1
A towel walks into a bar… He orders a drink, and says “I’ll have it dry.” #rofl
9:50 PM - 8 May 2016

Twitter
ChasityKanisha
‏@KanishaChasity
A towel walks into a bar… He orders a drink, and says “I’ll have it dry.” #LOL
10:14 PM - 8 May 2016

Twitter
AlmaSmith
‏@sashaurax
A towel walks into a bar… He orders a drink, and says “I’ll have it dry.” #joke
10:18 PM - 8 May 2016

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityRestaurants/Bars/Coffeehouses/Food Stores • Sunday, May 08, 2016 • Permalink