“My foot still hurts 2 weeks after dropping a tub of margarine on it. I can’t believe it’s not better” was posted on Twitter by Robert Wilkinson on July 24, 2020. “A tub of margarine fell on my foot three weeks ago and it still hurts. I can’t believe it’s not better” was posted on Twitter by Robert Wilkinson on August 29, 2020. “I can’t believe it’s not better” is a pun on I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter!, a brand substitute for butter.
“I’ve mixed I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter with butter and now I don’t know what to believe!” and “Sneezed all over my toast. Can’t believe it snot butter” are other jokes on the product name.
Wikipedia: I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter!
I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter! is a spread brand produced by Upfield and marketed as a substitute for butter.
Twitter
Robert Wilkinson
@robertwlk
My foot still hurts 2 weeks after dropping a tub of margarine on it.
I can’t believe it’s not better.
10:52 AM · Jul 24, 2020·Twitter for Android
Twitter
Robert Wilkinson
@robertwlk
A tub of margarine fell on my foot three weeks ago and it still hurts.
I can’t believe it’s not better
8:31 AM · Aug 29, 2020·Twitter Web App
Twitter
Mrs. J. Depp.
@yorkslass1972
A tub of margarine fell on my foot three weeks ago and it still hurts.
I can’t believe it’s not better
11:58 AM · Aug 29, 2020·Twitter for Android
Twitter
Duck
@dregvader
A tub of margarine fell on my foot 3 weeks ago and it still hurts. I can’t believe it’s not better.
8:13 PM · Oct 10, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/Gil-Gandel October 13, 2020
A tub of margarine fell on my foot three weeks ago and it still hurts.
I can’t believe it’s not better.
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/ElderHallow October 13, 2020
A tub of margarine fell on my foot 3 weeks a go and it still hurts…..
I can’t believe it’s not better.
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
Also listen to a 1937 "The Big Apple" song by Ozzie Nelson and his Orchestra. See a 1929 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald and a 1931 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald.
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