“A winter poem: Shit, it’s cold. The end” is a jocular winter saying that has been printed on many images. The piece is also called “Winter” or “Ode to Winter.”
   
“‘AN ODE TO WINTER ’ A poem by Abigail Elizabeth McIntyre. ‘SHIT, it’s Cold!’ The End” was posted on the newsgroup alt.support.mult-sclerosis on December 6, 2006. It’s unknown when this was first published, and if a person named Abigail Elizabeth McIntyre exists.
 
       
Google Groups: alt.support.mult-sclerosis
OT: An Ode To Winter
GT Tick
Dec 6, 2006, 3:25:55 PM
Hi everyone, with fall upon us, and the days getting shorter, I thought you all would appreciate this superb, evocative, masterfully penned ode to the coming winter season.  So, grab a coffee, a comfortable chair, relax and scroll down to enjoy the warm feelings and pleasure that this wonderful poem will bring…

“AN ODE TO WINTER “
 
A poem by Abigail Elizabeth McIntyre
 
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“SHIT, it’s Cold!”
 
The End
 
Google Groups: alt.x.y
A Winter Poem
JJ
Feb 5, 2007, 6:44:39 PM
I found this beautiful winter poem and thought it might be a comfort to you, especially with the weather you have had lately! It was inspirational to me, and it’s very well written. Enjoy!
 
” WINTER “
A poem by Abigail Elizabeth McIntyre
” SHIT !! It’s Cold ! “
The End
 
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@BobbiKPhoto
“WINTER” a poem by Abigail Elizabeth McIntyre:  Shit it’s cold.  The End.
10:07 PM · Dec 9, 2008
     
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xirclebox
@xirclebox
my mom just sent me a poem about winter… “Winter.  shit it’s cold! The End” LOL!
11:28 AM · Dec 11, 2008
   
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Littera 160
@littera160
(poem) “Winter” by Abigail E. McIntyre (1/1).  ‘Dang, It’s Cold!’  The End.
8:21 PM · Jan 2, 2009
 
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Laffaday
@LaffadayJokes
“WINTER” A Poem By: Abigail Elizabeth McIntyre. “SHIT, It’s Cold!” The End
12:24 PM · Dec 18, 2009
         
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Louise
@lulubonbon2
A beautiful Scottish poem that might be of comfort to you, as it was to me…
‘Winter’, by Abigail Elizabeth McIntyre ‘Fuck me..It’s cauld’.
5:28 AM · Nov 30, 2010
 
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Franki deMerle
@frankidemerle
“Winter” A poem by Abigail Elizabeth McIntyre: “Damn, It’s cold.”
8:05 PM · Feb 17, 2013
 
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Gerry1972
@Gerry19722
I found this beautiful Scottish winter
poem and thought it might be of comfort to you, as it was to me… ENJOY!
“Winter’, by
Abigail Elizabeth Mcintyre
Fuck me…! It’s cauld…
6:24 PM · Aug 29, 2020
   
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hugh roseberry
@hughroseberry
ODE TO WINTER “
A poem by Abigail Elizabeth McIntyre                                        
  ” SHIT It’s   Cold!”
The End
12:19 PM · Dec 28, 2021
 
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AMERICAN BADASS 🇺🇲
@SWFLPatriot
A WINTER POEM
Shit, it’s cold. The end.
8:36 AM · Dec 26, 2022