A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from January 09, 2022
“A zombie walks into a bar…” (bar joke)

“A guy walks into a bar...” is a typical form of what has been called the “bar joke.” A zombie version is:

“A zombie walks into a bar and orders a lemonade. The bartender says, ‘Sure, I’ve never seen a stiff drink!’”

A lemonade is not a “stiff drink,” but the zombie is a “stiff” who wants a drink. The joke was posted on Twitter by Frenchie #D3AFH on October 31, 2010.


Twitter
Frenchie #D3AFH
@Fr8nch18
I zombie walks into a bar asks the bartender for a lemonade the bsrtender replies certainly i have never seen a stiff drink
12:21 PM · Oct 31, 2010·Twitter for Android

Twitter
Karl of KIWIreviews
@KIWIreviews
@annelisevickery This zombie walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says “Sure, I’ve never seen a stiff drink!” #NewletterFodder
9:36 PM · Feb 9, 2011·TweetDeck

Twitter
SimplyBatty
@_SimplyBatty_
zombie walks into a bar, orders a lemonade. bartender says “sure thing ive never seen a stiff drink”
12:40 PM · Mar 9, 2012·Twitter SMS

Twitter
Darth Azius
@darthazius
[Zombie walks into a bar]
Yeah, I’ll have a stiff drink
4:19 AM · May 23, 2016·Twitter for Android

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/toolaroola12 February 23, 2019
So a zombie walks into a bar
And orders a drink, the bartender says sure I’ve never seen a stiff drink before

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/SnooKiwis3627 October 8, 2020
A zombie walks into a bar and asks for a hard lemonade
The bartender replies “Certainly, I’ve never seen a Stiff Drink”

Twitter
AJ Morgan
@AJMorganArt
@JPWARHORSE
HEY WARHORSE.
A ZOMBIE WALKS INTO A BAR AND ORDERS A BEER. HE SAYS “I’VE NEVER BEEN TO THIS BAR BEFORE” AND THE BARTENDER SAYS “THAT’S OK, I’VE NEVER SEEN A STIFF DRINK”
10:45 PM · Jul 25, 2021·Twitter for Android

Posted by Barry Popik
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