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Entry from January 02, 2020
“According to my nipples, there’s a 99% chance it’s cold as fuck outside”

People often feel cold weather—with their nipples. “According to my nipples, there’s a 99% chance it’s cold as fuck outside” and “According to my nipples, spring isn’t here yet” and “According to my nipples, summer is over” are jocular weather sayings that have been printed on many images. “According to my nipples I’m cold (or aroused)” was posted on Twitter by SiliconeAlley on March 3, 2009. “According to my nipples it is fuckin cold out!!!!!!!!” was posted on Twitter by ♡ RENO ♡ on December 10, 2009.

“According to my nipples, there’s a ninety-nine percent chance it’s cold as fuck outside. http://some.ly/gGrkQc via @someecards” was posted on Twitter by Erica Cross on February 1, 2011. “According to my nipples there’s a 99% chance it’s cold as fuck outside” was posted on Twitter by M on February 10, 2011.

“@RealFuckery: According to my nipples… spring isn’t here yet..” was posted on Twitter by RNS on March 26, 2013. “Well according to my nipples, spring isn’t here yet. #SnowOnEaster” was posted on Twitter by MrGordon on March 27, 2013.

“@Lishstick: According to my nipples, summer is over.” was posted on Twitter by locky on September 11, 2013. “According to my nipples, summer is officially over” was posted on Twitter by Danielle on October 5, 2014. “According to my nipples, summer’s over” was posted on Twitter by Irene Adler on October 11, 2014.


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SiliconeAlley
@SiliconeAlley
According to my nipples I’m cold (or aroused)
4:11 PM · Mar 3, 2009·Twitter Web Client

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♡ RENO ♡
@karareno
According to my nipples it is fuckin cold out!!!!!!!!
8:36 AM · Dec 10, 2009·Twitter Web Client

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Erica Cross
@eraka08
According to my nipples, there’s a ninety-nine percent chance it’s cold as fuck outside. http://some.ly/gGrkQc via
@someecards
5:31 PM · Feb 1, 2011·Twitter for Websites

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M
@TheSquaredM
According to my nipples there’s a 99% chance it’s cold as fuck outside
5:53 PM · Feb 10, 2011·Twitter Web Client

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RNS
@JPusha314
“@RealFuckery: According to my nipples… spring isn’t here yet..” lhh
11:14 PM · Mar 26, 2013·Twitter for Android

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MrGordon
@jace_15015
Well according to my nipples, spring isn’t here yet. #SnowOnEaster
7:04 PM · Mar 27, 2013·Twitter for BlackBerry®

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MIKE HAWK
@BIG_BANK_FRANKO
According to my nipples spring isn’t here yet
8:36 PM · May 2, 2013·Twitter for Android

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locky
@steve_lockley
“@Lishstick: According to my nipples, summer is over."haha put em away
2:25 PM · Sep 11, 2013 from Amber Valley, England·Twitter for Android

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Danielle
@DanielleEBowers
According to my nipples, summer is officially over.
6:20 PM · Oct 5, 2014·TweetDeck

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Bonsaiman
@markbonsai25
According to my #nipples summer is over.
11:09 AM · Oct 6, 2014·Twitter for iPhone

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Irene Adler
@The_Whip_Hand
According to my nipples, summer’s over.
11:32 AM · Oct 11, 2014·Twitter for iPhone

Facebook
Ziggy The Traveling Piggy
November 9, 2017 ·
According to my nipples, summer is over 😂

Facebook
Tinatbh
January 5, 2018 ·
according to my nipples it’s officially fucking freezing

Information Nigeria
May 6, 2018
Actress Juliet Ibrahim Reveals That Her Nipples Helps Her To Know It’s Cold Outside
by Young
Ghanaian actress “Juliet Ibrahim” took to her insta-story to reveal how she knows it is cold outside with the help of her nipples.

She Wrote:

Rainy day !According to My Nipples, there’s 99% chance it’s cold as Fu** outside.

Google Books
Title According to My Nipples Spring Isn’t Here Yet: Funny Novelty Gift Notebook to Write in Lined Journal
Author Creative Journals
Publisher Independently Published, 2019
ISBN 1796222364, 9781796222364
Length 122 pages
Subjects Humor › Topic › Adult

Facebook
Original Goroka and Eastern Highlands Memes
March 31, 2019 ·
according to my nipples, winter is here

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Alt953
October 17, 2019 ·
According to my nipples, summer is over.

Facebook
Curvy Kate
November 20, 2019 ·
According to my nipples there’s a 99% chance its cold AF outside ❄️❄️

Twitter
Annalisa
@hayannalisa
Theres a 99% chance its cold as fuck outside according to my nipples
7:49 PM · Dec 18, 2019·Twitter for iPhone

Posted by Barry Popik
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