Some people who run a dash, according to a joke, can’t make it all the way. “I am proud to announce that I beat my personal best in the 100 meter dash. I made it 65 meters” was posted on Twitter on July 24, 2012. “I just got a new personal best in the 100 yard dash! 73 yards!” was posted on Twitter on February 23, 2018.
“Achieved a new personal best in the 100 yard dash today—43 yards” was posted on Reddit—Oneliners on March 12, 2018.
Twitter
St. God, bitches
@cocainenosejob1
Replying to @mepatterson
@mepatterson I am proud to announce that I beat my personal best in the 100 meter dash. I made it 65 meters:)
10:56 AM - 24 Jul 2012
Twitter
Danny Stacy
@poppie1156
I just got a new personal best in the 100 yard dash! 73 yards!
10:29 AM - 23 Feb 2018
Reddit—Oneliners
Achieved a new personal best in the 100 yard dash today—43 yards.
submitted March 12, 2018 by teams32
Twitter
JokeFarm
@_JokeFarm
Achieved a new personal best in the 100 yard dash today—43 yards. #joke #jokes
10:48 PM - 12 Mar 2018
Twitter
Roberto Ferdenzi Ⓜ️ 🇮🇹
@RobertoFerdenzi
I achieved a new personal best in the 100 yards dash, today….....45 yards. 😰
5:30 PM - 13 Mar 2018
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Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
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