A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from December 08, 2017
“Ahmed walks into Abbar…” (bar joke)

“A guy walks into a bar...” is a typical form of what has been called the “bar joke.” An anti-joke version with Islamic names is:

“Ahmed walks into Abbar...”

“Ahmed walks into Abbar” was posted on Twitter on February 9, 2011. “Ahmed walks into Abar” was posted on Twitter on May 16, 2011.

Ahmed walks into Abbar
6:54 PM - 9 Feb 2011

Ahmed walks into Abbar <- AnitJokes
9:34 PM - 8 May 2011

Yzzie Pants‏
Ahmed walks into Abar.
2:43 PM - 16 May 2011

Toilet Paper.
August 5, 2012 ·
Ahmed walks into Abbar. -tp

Anti Joke Tyrone‏
Ahmed walks into Abbar.
10:32 AM - 19 Nov 2012

“@cheynicole1015: @alyssaschami hahaha omigod “Ahmed walks into Abar."” YES ARABIC HUMOR
10:52 PM - 23 Dec 2012

Jeff Fleischmann‏
“Ahmed walks into Abbar...”
~ Funny Anti-Jokes: List of the Best Anti-Humor and Meta-Jokes
6:55 PM - 29 Jun 2013

Ahmed walks into A bar
submitted February 15, 2017 by R_Hugh_High
“ow, watch it” -Abbar

The Funniest Anti-Jokes
2017-07-22 Viral LuckThe Funniest Anti-Jokes
23 Ahmed walks into Abbar…

Ahmed walks into Abbar…
11:01 PM - 20 Nov 2017

Posted by Barry Popik
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