A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeye's fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from July 31, 2020
“Alexa, check my bank balance and tell me which Apple product can I buy?"/"Apple juice.”

An “Apple product” usually does not refer to the fruit, but there are jokes. “I am going to buy an Apple product this morning.. Guess which? Options: Fruit, Natural juice, or Artificial-flavoured juice” was posted on Twitter by @akingbayo on July 30, 2009. “@mbusolow: the only apple product that I can afford to buy is apple Juice” was posted on Twitter by Yonwaba L. Moni on September 7, 2016.

Versions of the joke have a person ask Siri (Apple virtual assistant) or Alexa (Amazon virtual assistant) to check the account balance and decided what Apple product to buy. “Me: Siri, with what’s in my bank account, what Apple product can I buy? Siri: Juice” was posted on Twitter by Philip Nation on September 13, 2018. “Hey Alexa, can you check my bank balance and let me know which Apple product can I buy ? Alexa :  Apple juice and Apple chips” was posted on Twitter by Shashank Barki on September 29, 2019. “Me- Alexa check my bank balance and tell me which apple product can I buy? Alexa- apple juice” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on July 31, 2020.


Wikipedia: Apple Inc.
Apple Inc. is an American multinational technology company headquartered in Cupertino, California, that designs, develops, and sells consumer electronics, computer software, and online services. It is considered one of the Big Tech technology companies, alongside Amazon, Google, Microsoft and Facebook.

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@akingbayo
I am going to buy an Apple product this morning.. Guess which? Options: Fruit, Natural juice, or Artificial-flavoured juice
@xolubi
3:24 AM · Jul 30, 2009·Twitter Web Client

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பொல்லாதவன்
@sibeliusj
Going to buy an Apple product #apple_juice smile
3:05 AM · Apr 4, 2012·Twitter Web Client

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Yonwaba L. Moni
@lupinion
“@mbusolow: the only apple product that I can afford to buy is apple Juice"”
5:45 AM · Sep 7, 2016·Twitter for Android

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✌Dudemeister
@sibonise101
The only Apple product that I can afford to buy is Apple juice.
8:59 AM · Sep 29, 2016·Twitter Web Client

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The Ethical Cheater
@Ethical_Cheater
*With your current account balance, which Apple product can you buy?*
Me: Apple juice.
1:48 PM · Oct 29, 2016·Twitter for Android

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Johan Hulaimi
@th1eves
Friend: With your current account balance, which Apple product can you buy?
Me: Apple juice.
2:25 AM · Oct 30, 2016·Twitter Web Client

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Philip Nation
@philipnation
Me: Siri, with what’s in my bank account, what Apple product can I buy?
Siri: Juice.
10:54 AM · Sep 13, 2018·Twitter for iPhone

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Not a single person
@SorryCanadianeh
I asked Siri to check my bank balance and let me know which Apple product I could buy . Siri answered back Apple Juice
9:50 PM · Sep 26, 2019·Twitter for iPhone

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Srinjoy Madhumita Sen
@Srinjoy
Me: SIRI, could you check my bank balance & let me know which Apple product can I buy
SIRI: Apple juice…
7:26 AM · Sep 27, 2019·Facebook

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Arun Bothra
@arunbothra
Me: Alexa, can you check my bank balance tell me which #Apple product I can buy.
Alexa : After the EMIs an Apple juice sir…
2:02 PM · Sep 28, 2019·Twitter for Android

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Shashank Barki
@shankbarki
Hey Alexa, can you check my bank balance and let me know which Apple product can I buy ?
Alexa :  Apple juice and Apple chips
12:02 AM · Sep 29, 2019·Twitter for Android

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@BigBearF1
ME: Hey Alexa. Check my bank account and tell me which Apple product I should buy.
ALEXA: Apple juice!!!!
8:44 AM · Feb 26, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/IthihasVarma July 31, 2020
Me- Alexa check my bank balance and tell me which apple product can I buy?
Alexa- apple juice

Posted by Barry Popik
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