"Family size” means a large size, usually for 2-4 people. “Any bag of M&Ms are family size when you’re an orphan” is a joke that was posted on Twitter on May 15, 2012.
“All chips are family size if you’re an orphan” was posted on Twitter on March 31, 2016.
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⚡Tony ⚡
@Tweet_Gawd_
Any bag of M&Ms are family size when you’re an orphan
12:14 AM - 15 May 2012
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JoHn Conye ➡️ EF1
@xjroll
Any size M&Ms are family size for an orphan.
8:52 PM - 15 May 2012
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Deaqon James
@DeaqonJames
Did anyone stop to think that any bag of M&M’s are family size when you’re an orphan?
1:36 AM - 8 Aug 2012
Twitter
RexKwondo
@JordanEborall
All packs of food are family size when you’re an orphan
1:48 PM - 14 Oct 2012
Twitter
Orphan Jokes Daily
@OrphanJokes
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Any bag of m&ms are family size when you’re an orphan.
12:37 PM - 3 Oct 2013
Twitter
Quinten
@QuintenDillon
All chips are family size if you’re an orphan 😁😂
11:47 PM - 31 Mar 2016
Twitter
Caleb Gudeman
@CalebGudeman
“All bags of chips are family size if you’re an orphan”
8:21 AM - 8 Apr 2016
Reddit—Jokes
Wanna know why it’s great to be an orphan?
submitted June 28, 2017 by TheRubiksGamer
All bags of chips are family size.
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
Also listen to a 1937 "The Big Apple" song by Ozzie Nelson and his Orchestra. See a 1929 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald and a 1931 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald.
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