A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeye's fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from December 18, 2019
“All I want for Christmas is a self-cleaning house”

"All I want for Christmas is a self-cleaning house” is a Christmas saying that has been printed on many images. “Dear Santa, All I want for Christmas is a self-cleaning house and self-cleaning close (clothes—ed.)” was posted on Twitter by Karpov Kinrade on December 21, 2011.


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Karpov Kinrade
@KarpovKinrade
Dear Santa, All I want for Christmas is a self-cleaning house and self-cleaning close. I’ve been… well, does naughty AND nice count? ~KK
4:27 AM · Dec 21, 2011·Twitter Web Client

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Shelby Happy
@ShelbyHappy
#DearSanta All I want for Christmas is a self-cleaning house.
1:39 PM · Dec 3, 2012·Twitter Web Client

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Lindsay S
@Dukesown
All I want for Christmas is a self cleaning house.
3:17 PM · Dec 19, 2012·Tweetbot for iOS

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Lisa Jensen
@lisajpbi
All I want for Christmas is a self cleaning house. And my family here to mess it up again.
2:45 PM · Dec 21, 2012·Twitter SMS

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Lisa Langdale
@LisaMLangdale
Dear Santa, All I want for Christmas is a self cleaning house. Love, Lisa 🎅
3:05 AM · Dec 25, 2012·Echofon

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Swedish Canary
@SwedishCanary
Santa all I want for Christmas is a self-cleaning house… is that too much to ask for?
12:36 PM · Dec 7, 2014·Twitter for iPhone

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All I want for Christmas is a self cleaning house. smile
PeaceBeWithU
November 29, 2017 ·
All I want for Christmas is a self cleaning house.

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Kayla
@kaylasnow94
All I want for Christmas is a self cleaning house.... or children who actually try to clean up after themselves. But a self cleaning house seems more realistic. 🤪🤪🤪
11:57 AM · Dec 24, 2018·Twitter for iPhone

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@simply_meeeee
All I want for Christmas is a self cleaning house.
#disrespectfulkids
12:01 PM · Dec 19, 2019·Twitter for iPhone

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