A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from February 15, 2020
“All our waiters are married. They know how to take orders” (restaurant sign)

“All our waiters are married. They know how to take orders” is a jocular restaurant sign that has been printed on many images.
   
“WRITTEN IN A RESTAURANT :All our waiters are married, so they know how to take orders” was posted on Twitter by Niki on October 31, 2010. The joke appears to have started in India.
     
     
Twitter
Niki
@BeingNiki
WRITTEN IN A RESTAURANT :All our waiters are married, so they know how to take orders.
3:10 PM · Oct 31, 2010·ÜberSocialOrig
     
Twitter
Guryy
@shenguryy
A notice in a restraunt .. All our waiters are married .. They know how to take orders ..
12:08 PM · Nov 6, 2010·Twitter Web Client
   
Twitter
Prajyot Mainkar
@prajyotm
Written on Restaurant Wall-All Waiters are married so they know to take orders #TimesofIndia
9:22 PM · Nov 7, 2010·TweetDeck
     
Twitter
Shalini Srivastava
@dhillonshalini
Sign in a restaurant : All our waiters are married, they know how to take orders:)
@aneesh_agrawal @Singh_Guru @funnyoneliners @MasterHunglo
2:16 AM · Nov 15, 2010·Twitter for BlackBerry®
 
Twitter
Nadeesh Cherian
@NadeeshCherian
”@1V4_: Best notice board of one restaurant: “All our waiters are married, they know how to obey orders”
11:53 PM · Sep 19, 2011·Twitter for Android
       
PGN 
funny thoughts
January 26, 2012 by gnpaddy
(...)
4)A notice at a restaurant….
-All our waiters are married, they know how to obey orders….
 
Facebook
Shaadi Magic : My Shaadi My Way
November 20, 2012 ·
A restaurant displayed ” All our waiters are married, they know how to take orders!! “

Do you agree that married guys are good in taking orders
 
Facebook
Rice & Spice
April 10, 2013 ·
Believe us, All our waiters are married and they know how to take order
   
Daily Haha
All Of Our Waiters Are Married
12/31/2016
All of our waiters are married They know how to take orders.
 
Twitter
Anantika
@AnantikaMehra
Read this at a restaurant today: Our waiters are married, they know how to take orders properly
Kuch bhi ho jaaye misogyny barkaraar rahegi.
3:38 PM · May 20, 2019·Twitter Web App
   
Twitter
Big Daddys Signs
@bigdaddyssigns
All our waiters are married. They know how to take orders!
(Not our image. Contact for credit.)
#BigDaddysSigns #BDSSigns #WhatsYourSignSay
8:00 PM · Aug 3, 2019·MeetEdgar
 
Twitter
શાર્દુલ અભયરાજ જૈન
@chotsa19
Best line I read at restaurant
“All our waiters are married,
they know how to take orders”.
3:51 AM · Sep 2, 2019·Twitter for Android

Posted by Barry Popik
New York City • Restaurants/Bars/Coffeehouses/Food Stores • Saturday, February 15, 2020 • Permalink


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