“All parents want is for our kids to go to bed so we can watch a show with bad words in it and eat the hidden snacks” is a jocular parenting saying that was posted on Twitter by Simon Holland on September 15, 2015. The saying was posted again on Twitter by Holland on January 29, 2019.
 
“Parent: ‘All I want is my kids to go to sleep so I can watch shows with bad words and eat hidden snacks’” was posted on Twitter by ChuChu TV Nursery Rhymes on March 14, 2018. “‘All I want is for my kids to go to sleep so I can watch shows with bad words and eat hidden snacks.’ ~Every Parent” was posted on Twitter by The Ruthless Crafter on March 6, 2020.
 
The parenting saying has been printed on many images.
   
     
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Simon Holland
@simoncholland
All parents want is for our kids to go to bed so we can watch a show with bad words in it and eat the hidden snacks.
9:50 PM · Sep 15, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
   
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Stephanie Magruder
@semagruder
All parents want is for our kids to go to bed so we can watch a show with bad words in it and eat the hidden snacks. #parentingproblems
10:49 PM · May 13, 2016·Twitter Web App
     
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King Cope
@HumbleAssNigga
All parents live for kids to go to sleep so they can watch a tv with bad words & eat the hidden snacks. Face savouring food #Parenting
12:45 AM · Sep 18, 2016·Twitter for iPhone
   
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ChuChu TV Nursery Rhymes
@TheChuChuTV
Parent: ‘All I want is my kids to go to sleep so I can watch shows with bad words and eat hidden snacks.’ RT, if you are this !parent 😛
#Parenting #NewMom #NewDad
4:00 AM · Mar 14, 2018·Hootsuite
 
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Coffee Mama Hot beverage
@snoozyjavamama
All we want is for our kids to go to bed so we can watch a show with bad words in it & eat the hidden snacks.
11:52 PM · Aug 16, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
   
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Full Time Baby
@FULLonbaby
All parents want is for kids to go to bed so that we can watch Netflix and eat our hidden snacks #mom #momblogger #parenting
9:01 AM · Aug 29, 2018·Twitter Web Client
 
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Simon Holland
@simoncholland
All parents want is for our kids to go to bed so we can watch a show with bad words in it and eat the hidden snacks.
8:45 PM · Jan 29, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
 
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BOMBAYSAPPHIREFIQ_18ST
@FIQMURAD_18
All parents want is for our kids to go to bed so we can watch shows with bad words in it and eat the hidden snacks!!!!!
8:03 PM · Feb 29, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
 
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The Ruthless Crafter
@ruthlesscrafter
“All I want is for my kids to go to sleep so I can watch shows with bad words and eat hidden snacks.” ~Every Parent
12:02 PM · Mar 6, 2020·Hootsuite Inc.