A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeye's fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from August 21, 2020
“Always ask for a receipt because you never know when you’ll need an alibi”

Many people ask for a receipt for tax purposes. A receipt is also useful to show a spouse where one has been.

“Always ask for a receipt, you never know when you may need an alibi” was posted on Facebook by Brian Barnes on July 25, 2011. “Always ask for a receipt. You may need an alibi” was posted on Twitter by Boaty McBoatface on March 22, 2017.

“Always ask for a receipt because you never know when you’ll need an alibi” was posted on Twitter by Uncle Charlie on March 29, 2019. “Always ask for a receipt, you never know when you’ll need an alibi !!!” was posted on Reddit—Oneliners on August 21, 2021.


Facebook
Brian Barnes
July 25, 2011
Always ask for a receipt, you never know when you may need an alibi.

Twitter
Lady J
@LoriVanC
#taxtipstuesday Always ask for a receipt. You never know when you will need an alibi.
1:02 PM · Mar 31, 2015·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Boaty McBoatface
@CornellWedge
Always ask for a receipt.
You may need an alibi.
6:44 PM · Mar 22, 2017·Twitter for Android

Facebook
Hunter Wiley
March 22, 2017 ·
Always ask for a receipt. You may need an alibi

Twitter
jokester
@xeis75
Always ask for a receipt. You may need an alibi.
11:23 PM · Mar 23, 2017·Twitter for Android

Facebook
Toni Miner-Frakine
March 24, 2017 · Carmel, IN ·
Always ask for a receipt. You may need an alibi.

Twitter
Uncle Charlie
@sliderbecks
Always ask for a receipt because you never know when you’ll need an alibi.
9:25 PM · Mar 29, 2019·Twitter for iPhone

Reddit—Oneliners
Posted by u/VERBERD August 21, 2020
Always ask for a receipt, you never know when you’ll need an alibi !!!

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityWork/Businesses • Friday, August 21, 2020 • Permalink