Many people ask for a receipt for tax purposes. A receipt is also useful to show a spouse where one has been.
“Always ask for a receipt, you never know when you may need an alibi” was posted on Facebook by Brian Barnes on July 25, 2011. “Always ask for a receipt. You may need an alibi” was posted on Twitter by Boaty McBoatface on March 22, 2017.
“Always ask for a receipt because you never know when you’ll need an alibi” was posted on Twitter by Uncle Charlie on March 29, 2019. “Always ask for a receipt, you never know when you’ll need an alibi !!!” was posted on Reddit—Oneliners on August 21, 2021.
Facebook
Brian Barnes
July 25, 2011
Always ask for a receipt, you never know when you may need an alibi.
Twitter
Lady J
@LoriVanC
#taxtipstuesday Always ask for a receipt. You never know when you will need an alibi.
1:02 PM · Mar 31, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
Boaty McBoatface
@CornellWedge
Always ask for a receipt.
You may need an alibi.
6:44 PM · Mar 22, 2017·Twitter for Android
Facebook
Hunter Wiley
March 22, 2017 ·
Always ask for a receipt. You may need an alibi
Twitter
jokester
@xeis75
Always ask for a receipt. You may need an alibi.
11:23 PM · Mar 23, 2017·Twitter for Android
Facebook
Toni Miner-Frakine
March 24, 2017 · Carmel, IN ·
Always ask for a receipt. You may need an alibi.
Twitter
Uncle Charlie
@sliderbecks
Always ask for a receipt because you never know when you’ll need an alibi.
9:25 PM · Mar 29, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
Reddit—Oneliners
Posted by u/VERBERD August 21, 2020
Always ask for a receipt, you never know when you’ll need an alibi !!!
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
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