"Apocalyptic” shouldn’t be confused with “alpaca lip tick,” but there are jokes. “—Have you seen that film about what happened after the alpaca had a parasite removed from its lip? —You mean the post alpaca lip tick film?” was posted on Twitter by Jeff Gill on December 26, 2014.
“Picture this: A pandemic is unleashed by ticks that live on and around the mouths of alpacas. Global chaos ensues. The disease wipes out 99% of humanity, and the desperate survivors are forced to live in a post-alpaca lip tick wasteland” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on May 1, 2020.
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Jeff Gill
@jqgill
—Have you seen that film about what happened after the alpaca had a parasite removed from its lip?
—You mean the post alpaca lip tick film?
3:51 PM · Dec 26, 2014·Tweetbot for iΟS
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𝕾𝖊𝖙𝖍 𝕰𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖑𝖍𝖆𝖗𝖉𝖙 Seth Engelhardt
@theleakymind
When are facial spasms dangerous in a petting zoo?
When it’s alpaca lip tick…
11:08 AM · Oct 4, 2018·Twitter for Android
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Grumpy Old Health Stats Dude
@healthstatsdude
and every day, after checking their mouths for blood sucking parasites, you’ll have experienced a true post alpaca lip tick lifestyle
1:34 PM · Apr 30, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/habsfan1112 May 1, 2020
Picture this: A pandemic is unleashed by ticks that live on and around the mouths of alpacas.
Global chaos ensues.
The disease wipes out 99% of humanity, and the desperate survivors are forced to live in a post-alpaca lip tick wasteland.
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a vox upon thy house
@NotMooseBigelow
Picture this: A pandemic is unleashed by ticks that live on and around the mouths of alpacas.
Global chaos ensues.
The disease wipes out 99% of humanity, and the desperate survivors are forced to live in a post-alpaca lip tick wasteland.
3:15 PM · May 1, 2020·TweetDeck
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Noodles
@Noodles84905167
If a deadly pandemic hit decimating the hooman race, which was spread by ticks that live around the mouths of alpacas… would the surviving hoomans live in a post alpaca lip tick Wasteland? #justcurious
1:01 AM · May 2, 2020·Twitter for Android
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