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Entry from July 05, 2015
“An infectious disease walks into a bar…” (bar joke)

“A guy walks into a bar…” is a typical form of what has been called the “bar joke.” One popular science joke is:
 
“An infectious disease walks into a bar. The bartender says, ‘We don’t serve infectious diseases here.’ The infectious disease replies, ‘Well, you’re not a very good host.’”
 
Brian Malow, self-proclaimed as “Earth’s Premier Science Comedian,” popularized the joke in videos from December 2008 and November 2009.
 
 
YouTube
Brian Malow: Science Laughs
Wonderfest Science
Uploaded on Dec 18, 2008
Brian Malow makes us laugh at Science Laughs, Bay Area Science Expo, Wonderfest 2008
http://sciencecomedian.com/
5:35
“An infectious disease walks into a bar. The bartender says, ‘We don’t serve infectious diseases in this bar.’ The infectious disease says, ‘Well, you’re not a very good host.’”
     
Walks Into A Bar Jokes
TUESDAY, MARCH 17, 2009
(...)
An infectious disease walks into a bar and the bartender says “we don’t serve infectious diseases here” to which the infectious disease replies “well, you’re not a very good host.”.
   
YouTube
‘A Virus Walks Into a Bar…’ and Other Science Jokes - Brian Malow
ForaTv
Uploaded on Nov 20, 2009
Complete video at: http://fora.tv/2009/11/08/Science_Lau...
Science comedian Brian Malow jokes that a virus is “the ultimate David and Goliath” when compared with humans. He then rattles off a series of science-related jokes. “Schrodinger’s cat walks into a bar, and doesn’t.”
1:19
“An infectious disease walks int a bar. The bartender says, ‘We don’t serve infectious diseases here.’ The infectious disease says, ‘Well, you’re not a very good host.’”
 
Twitter
Joe Malin
‏@633squadron
An infectious disease walks into a bar. TBS. The disease says,“You’re not a very suitable host!”
2:12 PM - 24 Nov 2009
 
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Rolando Gill
‏@gilrol
An infectious disease walks into a bar, bartender says we don’t serve infectious diseases, Disease says,“well you’re not a very good host”
6:50 PM - 24 Nov 2009
 
Utne Reader
A Science Comedian Walks Into a Bar
11/25/2009 2:06:49 PM
by Bennett Gordon
A virus is like Luke Skywalker attacking the Death Star, with humans playing the part of the Empire. Humans have a huge size advantage, but a virus can still win the fight. Science comedian Brian Malow provides a few jokes on this David vs. Goliath battle, including this one:
 
An infectious disease walks into a bar, and the bartender says “We don’t serve infectious diseases here.”
The infectious disease says, “Well you’re not a very good host.”

 
NPR
Two Scientists Walk Into A Bar
APRIL 01, 2011 1:00 PM ET
IRA FLATOW, host:
This is SCIENCE FRIDAY. I’m Ira Flatow.
(...)
Mr. MALOW: I did - I was doing a show - I was asked to do a show with the Koshland Science Museum in D.C. about infectious disease once. I’ll show you the connection between neutrinos and infectious disease eventually.
 
But because of that, in trying to come up with material about infectious disease, I decided to write some bar jokes like those that we’re talking about. So I did a couple about infectious disease and viruses. And they were so popular in my act that I wrote more of them. And it’s my most popular video on YouTube.
 
And I’ve seen them - they’re all over the Internet now, unattributed, and the neutrino one, yeah…
 
FLATOW: Let’s play - we actually have a little bit of…
 
LICHTMAN: We have a clip of some of your work.
(Soundbite of video)
 
Mr. MALOW: An infectious disease walks into a bar. The bartender says: We don’t serve infectious diseases in this bar. The infectious disease says: Well, you’re not a very good host.
(Soundbite of laughter)
 
Twitter
An Infectious Disease Walks Into a Bar
ForaTv
Published on Nov 22, 2013
Brian Malow performs science comedy at Wonderfest 2009.

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