"Apparently, I snore so loudly that it scares everyone in the car I’m driving” is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. The joke was posted on Twitter by Rick Aaron on January 11, 2015.
“Like my grandfather, I wish to die peacefully in my sleep, not screaming like the passengers in his car” is a related joke.
Twitter
Rick Aaron
@RickAaron
Apparently I snore so loudly that it scares everyone in the car I’m driving.
12:03 AM - 11 Jan 2015
Twitter
DadinDistress
@DadinDistress
Apparently I snore so loudly that it scares everyone in the car I’m driving.
3:50 PM - 14 Jan 2015
Twitter
Ins E Yazdan
@InsEYazdan
Replying to @RickAaron
“@RickAaron: Apparently I snore so loudly that it scares everyone in the car I’m driving.” LOOOL
4:06 PM - 14 Jan 2015
Twitter
Al Snow
@TheRealAlSnow
Apparently I snore so loudly that it scares everyone in the car I’m driving.
10:39 PM - 25 Jan 2015
Reddit—Oneliners
Apparently, I snore so loudly that it scares everyone in the car that I’m driving.
submitted November 18, 2015 by bobvids
6 February 2016, New York (NY) Times, “Crossword” edited by Will Shortz, pg. C4, col. 4:
ACROSS
57 “Apparently I snore so loudly that it scares everybody in the car I’m driving,” e.g.
(The answer is “ONELINER.”—ed.)
Reddit—Jokes
Apparently I snore so loudly that
submitted September 23, 2016 by Lil_Ninja94
I scare everyone in the car I’m driving.
Reddit—Oneliners
Apparently I snore so loudly that it scares everyone in the car I’m driving.
submitted April 19, 2017 by T-boy-
Reddit—Jokes
Apparently, I snore so loudly
submitted June 29, 2017 by bot_10
that it scares everyone in the car that I’m driving.
Reddit—Oneliners
Apparently I snore so loudly that it scares everyone in the car I’m driving.
submitted August 22, 2018 by foxystoat69
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
Also listen to a 1937 "The Big Apple" song by Ozzie Nelson and his Orchestra. See a 1929 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald and a 1931 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald.
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