A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from March 03, 2018
“Apparently it takes men longer to shop on the internet than at an actual store”

The internet has a lot of pornography. A joke has been cited in print since at least 2011:

“Apparently it takes men longer to shop on the Internet than at an actual store –- but that’s because there are no naked women at the store.”


Google Books
Really Crap Jokes
By Sid Finch
Chichester, West Sussex: Summersdale
2011
Pg. ?:
Apparently it takes men longer to shop on the Internet than at an actual store – but that’s because there are no naked women at the store.

Google Books
The Mammoth Book of One-Liners
Edited by Geoff Tibballs
London, UK: Constable & Robinson Ltd
2-12
Pg. ?:
Apparently it takes men longer to shop on the Internet than at an actual store – but that’s because there are no naked women at the store.

Twitter
Phil Torcivia
@PhilTorcivia
Apparently it takes men longer to shop on the Internet than at an actual store – but that’s because there are no naked women at the store.
9:50 PM - 14 Sep 2013

Twitter
Phil Torcivia
@PhilTorcivia
Apparently it takes men longer to shop on the Internet than at an actual store - but that’s because there are no naked women at the store.
12:02 PM - 7 May 2015

Twitter
Symon Torcivia
@SymonTorcivia
Apparently it takes men longer to shop on the Internet than at an actual store - but that’s because there are no naked women at the store.
12:03 PM - 7 May 2015

Twitter
Syd Torcivia
@SydTorcivia
Apparently it takes men longer to shop on the Internet than at an actual store - but that’s because there are no naked women at the store.
12:03 PM - 7 May 2015

Twitter
Shit Jokes
@ShitJokes
Apparently it takes men longer to shop on the internet than at an actual store - but that’s because there are no naked women at the store.
4:26 PM - 3 Mar 2018

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityMedia/Newspapers/Magazines/Internet • Saturday, March 03, 2018 • Permalink