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Entry from January 23, 2023
“Arán is Irish for bread. It’s gaelic bread”

"Garlic” should not be confused with “Gaelic,” but there are jokes.

“How do you survive an Irish vampire? Repel him with Gaelic” was posted on Twitter by Kev Murphy on October 19, 2012. “there are no irish vampires because they are afraid of gaelic” was posted on Twitter by Leo & Tiki🐦 on September 25, 2019. “What’s an Irish vampire’s weakness? Gaelic bread” was posted on Twitter by Kai🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦💉 on September 18, 2021.

“What is the favorite appetizer of scottish people? Gaelic Bread” was posted on Reddit—Puns on December 9, 2016. “What is the favorite appetizer of scottish people? Gaelic Bread” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on April 8, 2017. “What is a Scot’s favourite appetiser? Gaelic bread” was posted on Twitter by Min on April 13, 2020.

“arán is Irish for bread. It’s gaelic bread” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on September 27, 2019.

“What do you think of my Irish stew?"/"It could use a pinch of Gaelic” is a related joke.


Wikipedia: Garlic bread
Garlic bread (also called garlic toast) consists of bread (usually a baguette or sour dough like a ciabatta), topped with garlic and olive oil or butter and may include additional herbs, such as oregano or chives. It is then either grilled until toasted or baked in a conventional or bread oven.

Wikipedia: Gaelic
Gaelic is an adjective that means “pertaining to the Gaels”. As a noun it refers to the group of languages spoken by the Gaels, or to any one of the languages individually. Gaelic languages are spoken in Ireland, Scotland, the Isle of Man, and Canada.

Wiktionary: arán
Noun
arán
m (genitive singular aráin)
1. bread

Twitter
bone jail for organs for 1000 years
@tiny_little_dot
gaelic bread is a fun typo for garlic bread. yep yep yep.
12:15 PM · Sep 19, 2009

Twitter
Not Very Funny
@NotVeryFunny
What does a Scot eat with Pizza? Gaelic bread
2:47 PM · May 30, 2010

Twitter
Richard Lewis
@TechPro_IT
Q: What starter does Pat always order? A: Gaelic Bread
4:13 AM · Sep 24, 2010

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Fiona J Mackenzie 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
@Gaelicsinger
Scottish Gaelic- Bread and cheese for lunch. Aran is caise airson lon. Pron. Arran iss cashuh airsawn lawn.
8:28 AM · Jan 12, 2011

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the ‘’dwayne ‘the rock’ johnson’’ rock
@mugkip
The Irish get Gaelic bread with their pizza.
9:24 PM · Nov 8, 2011

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Kev Murphy
@kevmurph0112
How do you survive an Irish vampire?Repel him with Gaelic.
6:51 PM · Oct 19, 2012

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Bob Kostic
@causticbob
How do you survive an Irish vampire? Repel him with Gaelic.
8:09 AM · Oct 20, 2012

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T.Eff
@thomasefox
Do traditionalists in Ireland, Scotland and the like have Gaelic bread for dinner instead?
5:36 AM · May 13, 2013

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Bro Follow
@theyfollow
Do Irish people make Gaelic bread to go with their pizza?
1:12 AM · May 27, 2013

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Phil Drury
@pip1984
In Scotland is it called Gaelic bread?
6:07 AM · Jul 11, 2013

Twitter
Matt
@MattFM11
What do Irish guys eat?
Gaelic Bread…
#getmecoat
11:06 AM · Sep 1, 2013

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ChickenComedy
@ChickenComedy
What does an Irish Man get after eating italian food? Gaelic bread.
3:25 PM · Oct 8, 2013

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Pete Turner
@pturn19
If you’re eating out at an Italian restaurant in Ireland, do they serve Gaelic bread? #food #conundrum
6:36 AM · Dec 2, 2013

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Chelsey
@chelseymayr
i’m still laughing about “gaelic bread” “what? you want irish bread?”
5:20 AM · Apr 27, 2014

Reddit—3amjokes
Posted by u/GuillotineGash July 12, 2014
What side dish do Irish-Italians make?
Gaelic Bread

Twitter
Evan Edinger
@EvanEdinger
What side dish do Irish people order at Italian restaurants?
Gaelic bread
9:56 AM · Jul 13, 2014

Twitter
Brian Halligan
@brianhalligan
Nobody ever mentions the powerful garlic bread lobby, but they’re surely the reason Irish soda bread isn’t called Gaelic bread.
7:59 PM · Aug 17, 2014

Twitter
sandy
@safa_sandy
What do Irishmen eat with their pasta? 
Gaelic Bread
#NationalPastaDay
3:05 PM · Oct 17, 2014 from Staten Island, NY

Twitter
Nathan Leech
@Nathan_Leech
What do Leprechauns have with their Pizza?
Gaelic Bread!!
#Lego #AFOL #Badpuns http://instagram.com/p/yZPSNANqJD/
5:31 AM · Jan 28, 2015

Reddit—Puns
Posted by u/KennyTheDownsTigr December 9, 2016
What is the favorite appetizer of scottish people?
Gaelic Bread

Twitter
the sakshees of inisherin
@_inbruges
what’s a scottish person’s favourite type of bread?
Gaelic bread
3:42 AM · Jan 25, 2017

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zara :(
@zazzzzIes
if you’re irish do you order gaelic bread instead of garlic Bread
5:57 PM · Mar 21, 2017

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/KennyTheDownsTigr April 8, 2017
What is the favorite appetizer of scottish people?
Gaelic Bread

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LL Juul J
@Jheri_Seinfeld
“who ordered the Gaelic bread?” --me, tossing a violent leprechaun into an oven
6:13 PM · Jun 27, 2017

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poetic kate
@poetickate
the irish eat gaelic bread with their spaghetti
2:40 AM · Jul 18, 2017

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Lyle D4D
@LyleD4D
Replying to @Lottie_Lotster
Is gaelic bread another name for soda bread?
3:39 PM · Jul 18, 2018

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Ronnie Ogalo Fun Facts 2019
@sam_amirite
Pizza in Ireland come with a side of Gaelic bread
6:37 AM · Oct 8, 2018

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James ThatsSo
@JamesThatsSo
Replying to @SleepyJirachi and @SlimyQuagsire
Gaelic bread, bread pertaining to the Gaels
11:59 PM · Jan 6, 2019

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alejo
@AlejoFBlack
If you eat a sandwich in Ireland is it made of Gaelic bread?
6:17 AM · Jan 20, 2019

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Kung Fu Panda
@writingchalk
What do Scots like with their pizza?
Gaelic bread. #SaturdayMorning
10:38 PM · Feb 22, 2019

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★Stu Mäc★
@stumac8
True fact .. in Scotland they have Gaelic Bread and in England we have Garlic Bread.
Mind blown
11:52 AM · Apr 19, 2019 from Glenfield, England

Twitter
Leo & Tiki🐦
@Leozaur
there are no irish vampires because they are afraid of gaelic
5:40 PM · Sep 25, 2019

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/Unfunny_fearon September 27, 2019
arán is Irish for bread
It’s gaelic bread

Twitter
Louise parker
@LouisePMusic
New business idea 💡
Starting a garlic bread chain out of Ireland called ‘Gaelic Bread’ 🥖
2:17 PM · Sep 30, 2019 from Austin, TX

Twitter
TUPPER WEREWOLF
@TUPPER_WEREWOLF
What do you get for a starter in restaurants in North-West Scotland?
That’s right, Gaelic Bread.
11:11 AM · Nov 14, 2019

Twitter
Whimsical Wordsmith
@Whimsical84
Irish spaghetti is served with a loaf of Gaelic bread.
4:02 AM · Dec 24, 2019

Twitter
Hrafna
@RavenessOfWar
Me: I love lunch.
Lunch: Go raibh maith agat.
Me: Ehm what?!
Lunch: Abair arís é
Me: Ah shit, it’s the Gaelic bread. 😁
.
I’ll let myself out…
10:27 PM · Mar 14, 2020

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Minx
@_itsMinxy
Replying to @_itsMinxy
Best translation for it: What is a Scot’s favourite appetiser? Gaelic bread.
2:42 PM · Apr 13, 2020

Twitter
Andy Budd
@andybudd
Q. What’s the most popular dish in the Glasgow outpost of Pizza Express?
A. Gaelic Bread
9:30 AM · Apr 16, 2020

Twitter
cleo
@cantwritecleo
I interrupt my regularly scheduled lurking for this very important question.
What do you call a Scottish sourdough?
GAELIC BREAD
HDYWJFJKDKSKDKGKVLIDKSKDLDLDLKDKSKDLFLLDHDJCUUEKDL
12:49 PM · Apr 26, 2020

Twitter
MFNminerdz
@MNminerdz
Would Irish garlic bread be Gaelic bread?
6:13 PM · Apr 27, 2020

Twitter
🦇
@jerrythecrab1
Scottish garlic bread is just Gaelic bread
3:50 PM · Jun 4, 2020

Twitter
Big Money
@_Big__Money
On St Patrick’s day olive garden should have unlimited Gaelic Bread
Arent I hilarious? I’m literally handing out gold-tier comedy here for free. You’re welcome.
8:41 PM · Sep 13, 2020

Twitter
311 Truther
@ghoulfucker420
irish people eat gaelic bread
9:10 PM · Dec 12, 2020

Twitter
Granite Man 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
@GraniteDhuine
I’m Scottish, I have Gaelic Bread with my pizza.
11:21 AM · Mar 30, 2021

Twitter
Fo_Zilla COMMISSIONS OPEN
@Fo_Zilla_
Its 1am and my boyfriend just rolled over to tell me a stupid fucking joke
Him: Hey honey, what goes well with Irish pizza?
Me:
Him: Gaelic bread
I hate it, it’s so fucking stupid but I can’t NOT laugh
12:54 PM · Jun 23, 2021

Twitter
Doppio 🦉🦉🦉
@Radical_Doppio
garlic bread made by the Irish call that gaelic bread
12:39 PM · Aug 5, 2021

Reddit—Teenagers
Posted by u/Manette85 August 21, 2021
I accidentally spelled garlic bread wrong and I need help
Help I was about to type garlic bread and I accidentally typed Gaelic bread and now the bread is playing bagpipes pls send help

Twitter
Kai🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦💉
@garbage_fox_
What’s an Irish vampire’s weakness?
.
.
.
Gaelic bread
2:30 PM · Sep 18, 2021

Twitter
It me. Or is it?
@Shandom_Ritpost
If garlic bread was invented in Ireland or Scotland, would they have called it “Gaelic bread”?
9:10 PM · Sep 28, 2021

Twitter
Bobble Bardsley
@bobblebardsley
What do you get with an Irish lasagne?
A side of gaelic bread.
(If any cracker companies are hiring, I’m available for 2022...)
1:57 PM · Dec 22, 2021

Twitter
MikeUnderscoreDadJokes
@correspundit
Replying to @darcygrl1971
It’s not gaelic bread unless it comes from Ireland. Otherwise, it’s just sparkl-…wait, I misread that. Never mind. Carry on
8:23 AM · Dec 23, 2021

Twitter
Bea’sBotBonanza
@BeasBotBonanza
Just had a thought
Garlic bread in the shape of a shamrock
Call it Gaelic Bread
1:36 PM · May 22, 2022

Twitter
Nicken Drumsticks
@beefman138
In Ireland, your pizza comes with Gaelic bread.
5:20 PM · Dec 14, 2022

Reddit—Oneliners
Posted by u/Wolfanoz_ January 23, 2023
I thought someone said they wanted Gaelic bread so I served bread heavily drunk in an accent.

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