A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from October 03, 2018
“Are you chewing gum?"/"Do I look like chewing gum to you?”

A chewing gum joke is:

Teacher: Are you chewing gum?
Student: Do I look like chewing gum to you?


“Are you chewing gum? Do I look like chewing gum” was posted on Twitter by OLD ACCOUNT on May 8, 2012. “My teacher said, ‘Are you chewing gum?’ I said, ‘Do I look like chewing gum to you?’” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on December 8, 2016.


Twitter
OLD ACCOUNT
@michaelnelsonm2
Are you chewing gum? Do I look like chewing gum.
10:26 AM - 8 May 2012

Reddit—Jokes
My teacher said, “Are you chewing gum?”
submitted December 8, 2016 by TommehBoi
I said, “Do I look like chewing gum to you?”

Twitter
Living Sarcasm
@SarcasmLiving
My teacher said, “Are you chewing gum?”
I said, “Do I look like chewing gum to you?”
3:34 AM - 8 Dec 2016

Twitter
Richard Schear
@RESPAlberta
Teacher: Are you chewing gum?
Student: Do I look like chewing gum to you?
8:15 AM - 15 Dec 2016

Twitter
follow @caroIineh! IN BIO
@hiIaery
Replying to @flyonbieber
Bitch do I look like chewing gum to you
7:24 AM - 3 Aug 2017

Reddit—Dad Jokes
“Are you chewing gum?” my teacher asked me (self.dadjokes)
submitted October 3, 2018 by TommehBoi
I said, “Do I look like chewing gum to you?”

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Wednesday, October 03, 2018 • Permalink