A chewing gum joke is:
Teacher: Are you chewing gum?
Student: Do I look like chewing gum to you?
“Are you chewing gum? Do I look like chewing gum” was posted on Twitter by OLD ACCOUNT on May 8, 2012. “My teacher said, ‘Are you chewing gum?’ I said, ‘Do I look like chewing gum to you?’” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on December 8, 2016.
Twitter
OLD ACCOUNT
@michaelnelsonm2
Are you chewing gum? Do I look like chewing gum.
10:26 AM - 8 May 2012
Reddit—Jokes
My teacher said, “Are you chewing gum?”
submitted December 8, 2016 by TommehBoi
I said, “Do I look like chewing gum to you?”
Twitter
Living Sarcasm
@SarcasmLiving
My teacher said, “Are you chewing gum?”
I said, “Do I look like chewing gum to you?”
3:34 AM - 8 Dec 2016
Twitter
Richard Schear
@RESPAlberta
Teacher: Are you chewing gum?
Student: Do I look like chewing gum to you?
8:15 AM - 15 Dec 2016
Twitter
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@hiIaery
Replying to @flyonbieber
Bitch do I look like chewing gum to you
7:24 AM - 3 Aug 2017
Reddit—Dad Jokes
“Are you chewing gum?” my teacher asked me (self.dadjokes)
submitted October 3, 2018 by TommehBoi
I said, “Do I look like chewing gum to you?”
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
Also listen to a 1937 "The Big Apple" song by Ozzie Nelson and his Orchestra. See a 1929 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald and a 1931 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald.
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