“Migraines” sounds like “my grains.”
“As a wheat farmer, I keep having these strange headaches, but my doctor insists it’s just my grains” was posted on Reddit—Oneliners on April 28, 2020. “As a wheat farmer, I worried about having these strange headaches all the time, but my doctor said it’s just my grains” was posted again on Reddit—Oneliners on January 3, 2021.
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Posted by u/madazzahatter April 28, 2020
As a wheat farmer, I keep having these strange headaches, but my doctor insists it’s just my grains.
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As a wheat farmer, I keep having these strange headaches, but my doctor insists it’s just my grains.
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Reddit—Oneliners
Posted by u/madazzahatter May 28, 2020
As a wheat farmer, I keep having these strange headaches, but my doctor said it’s just my grains.
Reddit—Oneliners
Posted by u/honolulu_oahu_mod January 3, 2021
As a wheat farmer, I worried about having these strange headaches all the time, but my doctor said it’s just my grains.
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Posted by u/bot_10 January 3, 2021
As a wheat farmer, I worried about having these strange headaches all the time,
but my doctor said it’s just my grains.
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
Also listen to a 1937 "The Big Apple" song by Ozzie Nelson and his Orchestra. See a 1929 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald and a 1931 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald.
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